How do I get a wife?

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eDove
You might have to resort to using the Internet and doing long-distance for a while. I would NOT have found my perfect spouse in the place I grew up, which was essentially metrosexual-hippy-faggot world. I thought I'd have to outsource to Russia to find a suitable husband. Your ideal wife is somewhere in this country, she probably just isn't in your state, unfortunately.

With the Internet, you can better curate the kind of person you'd like to meet. You can skip the bullshit and go straight into deeper subjects like politics, religion, traditionalism, philosophy. Do you want kids, do you not want kids. Do you drink, do you smoke. Do you want marriage, etc.

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@eDove I like petite women and I want smart kids. I found a petite smart woman and managed to convince her to marry me and have some kids. I got my smart kids but it turns out she is actually into fat dudes and she left me. Now I'm 35 and the I'm at the point that sex doesn't even matter anymore. I just need someone who can love me and help take care of the house and kids. In my twenties I was attractive, but now I wouldn't even fuck me. Give me your advice Love Dove.
 
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eDove said:
You might have to resort to using the Internet and doing long-distance for a while. I would NOT have found my perfect spouse in the place I grew up, which was essentially metrosexual-hippy-faggot world. I thought I'd have to outsource to Russia to find a suitable husband. Your ideal wife is somewhere in this country, she probably just isn't in your state, unfortunately.

With the Internet, you can better curate the kind of person you'd like to meet. You can skip the bullshit and go straight into deeper subjects like politics, religion, traditionalism, philosophy. Do you want kids, do you not want kids. Do you drink, do you smoke. Do you want marriage, etc.

This website would be a bastion of great candidates if all my fellow women weren't fat lesbians and assmad grandmas.
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People who think this is good advice for men are retarded. It's a completely different game.
 
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Cup Noodle said:
@eDove I like petite women and I want smart kids. I found a petite smart woman and managed to convince her to marry me and have some kids. I got my smart kids but it turns out she is actually into fat dudes and she left me. Now I'm 35 and the I'm at the point that sex doesn't even matter anymore. I just need someone who can love me and help take care of the house and kids. In my twenties I was attractive, but now I wouldn't even fuck me. Give me your advice Love Dove.
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It's a cliche, but as long as you have a sense of humor, you have game. The most attractive thing a man can do is make us laugh. Having money helps, but having ambition is even better. Taking control of your vices, addictions, whatever's stripping you of your independence, ill make you much more attractive too. Not just on a physical level — which is, arguably, less important the older you get — but spiritually. You want to be the kind of man your ideal woman would want to spend her life with.
Don't fuss about your age or supposed ugliness. You have a personality and wit that you can wield like a weapon.

From a Biblical perspective, you're free to marry again 'cause your wife broke the marriage vows when she slept with another man. That might not matter to you at all, it's just a comforting thought.

If you have a good relationship with your kids, however old they may be, that'll reflect positively on potential mates.

In short, you likely have a lot to offer and your depression's holding your hostage right now, that or a devil. I'd recommend working on your soul first and foremost because you don't want to accidentally wrangle another adulterous woman, which is inevitability of searching for love in a broken world with broken people. God'll help you if this rambly post of mine doesn't.

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People who think this is good advice for men are retarded. It's a completely different game.
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Hey, that's not fair. Sometimes it's the best and only option for men. When you can skip the tedious ice-breaking IRL, get straight into the subjects you care about, the relationship already has a stronger foundation.

Freakin' Nick Fuentes got hit on by a girl mid-livestream because she claimed to have a fetish for right-wing men. If he was spouting his umsavory views in the local coffee shop, there'd be little to no chance that a woman would've solicited him. It's a dumb and bizarre example, I know, but it proves that the game can be played on both sides in terms of getting to know people. Cast the net wide enough and you're bound to attract somebody eventually.
 
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Don't bother with dating websites.
Join some kind of sports league that has men and women play.
Or join some kind of club/group but just keep in mind the kind of retards that said interest attracts (IE no pokemon or anime).
 
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I honestly believe that a Kiwi blind-dating matchmaking service would be a God-send. Literally a solution from After Egypt.

Please do it, Null. I'm so lonely.
 
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Return to the old ways....
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NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
Don't bother with dating websites.
Join some kind of sports league that has men and women play.
Or join some kind of club/group but just keep in mind the kind of retards that said interest attracts (IE no pokemon or anime).
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This is the best advice in the thread. Online dating is overpopulated with straight men and most users' interest is concentrated on the most popular few % of users. Embracing an adult hobby that will expose you to mixed-sex groups of strangers outside the home is the best way to meet people socially once you're past the formal education phase of your life.

Sports aren't the only option; art classes/groups are a socially acceptable thing for adults to engage in as beginners. If you've ever wanted to paint or draw or make pottery, there are places to do that. Just select an activity that you honestly want to explore and get into it for it's own sake. The "meeting people" part will come on its own, so don't force it by showing up on day one hoping to hit on people.

Edit: If you want to improve your physical attractiveness, the most realistic thing you can do in the short term is dress better, including your hair/grooming style. Taking care of yourself via diet and exercise is the longer term step#2.
 
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eDove said:
You might have to resort to using the Internet and doing long-distance for a while. I would NOT have found my perfect spouse in the place I grew up, which was essentially metrosexual-hippy-faggot world. I thought I'd have to outsource to Russia to find a suitable husband. Your ideal wife is somewhere in this country, she probably just isn't in your state, unfortunately.

With the Internet, you can better curate the kind of person you'd like to meet. You can skip the bullshit and go straight into deeper subjects like politics, religion, traditionalism, philosophy. Do you want kids, do you not want kids. Do you drink, do you smoke. Do you want marriage, etc.

This website would be a bastion of great candidates if all my fellow women weren't fat lesbians and assmad grandmas.
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Good point, good point, but my main problem with your argument is that you are a woman.
 
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Cup Noodle said:
@eDove I like petite women and I want smart kids. I found a petite smart woman and managed to convince her to marry me and have some kids. I got my smart kids but it turns out she is actually into fat dudes and she left me. Now I'm 35 and the I'm at the point that sex doesn't even matter anymore. I just need someone who can love me and help take care of the house and kids. In my twenties I was attractive, but now I wouldn't even fuck me. Give me your advice Love Dove.
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In the words of buffalo bill, I would fuck me. Goodbye horses 🎶
 
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eDove said:
Hey, that's not fair. Sometimes it's the best and only option for men.
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It largely works out by accident, and even then, it can catch people flat-footed if their circumstances don't allow for an evolution of the relationship into one where they can meet face-to-face and later on be side-by-side. It's not a viable strategy, which is why the complaints from men and women about online dating are different. And if you make moves in an online environment where you don't know what the other person looks like right off the bat, the face reveals are fairly large gambles.

eDove said:
Freakin' Nick Fuentes got hit on by a girl mid-livestream because she claimed to have a fetish for right-wing men. If he was spouting his umsavory views in the local coffee shop, there'd be little to no chance that a woman would've solicited him.
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Girls flirt without conviction all the time, and this one must have certainly been doing that (who outright talks about their fetishes with people they're flirting with? why would she have a fetish for "right-wing men"? why was she flirting with Fuentes when right-wing men are a dime a dozen?). That, and Fuentes was operating from his position of notoriety as opposed to the situation of him being a functionally normal guy in a coffee shop. This isn't a valuable example.

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Go to church regularly and start to ask around - the moms with older daughters who are still single will do the rest for you.
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..and then you start asking the question of why they're still single.
 
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