How do I get an American GF?

[Shmull]

I am an overweight male feminist who has recently moved to the United States. How do I get a girlfriend in America?

 

[Dr. Addidas]

Pointing your ass right in her face and audibly shitting yourself, women love a man that gives off the aura (and aroma) of mysteriousness, confidence and unpredictability

 

[PonderosaPete]

A lot of women like agreeable, submissive men. It won't be a happy or fulfilling relationship, he'll have to pretend he's cool with an open relationship, but he'll have a girlfriend.

Pretty much all American women want is this. If you need that mental torture in your life, follow this advice. Otherwise, find a non-american woman that will actually respect and love you.

 

[Male Idiot]

Go to Wallmart.
Eat Taco bell.
Shart.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pretty much all American women want is this. If you need that mental torture in your life, follow this advice. Otherwise, find a non-american woman that will actually respect and love you.

Or seek one of the rare conservative women out there, but yeah.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

just be yourself bro.

 

[Lidl Drip]

A lot of women like agreeable, submissive men. It won't be a happy or fulfilling relationship, he'll have to pretend he's cool with an open relationship, but he'll have a girlfriend.

This is how perma virgin misogynists cope with not being able to meet the bare minimum requirement of treating a woman like a human being. You're just too chadly and alpha to ever get along with another person, let alone a woman, it's definitely not that your vitriolic hatred and lack of social skills are making you repulsive to absolutely everyone.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

This is how perma virgin misogynists cope with not being able to meet the bare minimum requirement of treating a woman like a human being. You're just too chadly and alpha to ever get along with another person, let alone a woman, it's definitely not that your vitriolic hatred and lack of social skills are making you repulsive to absolutely everyone.

Your venom is so densely packed into that reply it's difficult to parse any actual coherent message from it. Calm down woman lmao

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Go to /soc/ or /r9k/

 

[Fat Gollum]

This is how perma virgin misogynists cope with not being able to meet the bare minimum requirement of treating a woman like a human being. You're just too chadly and alpha to ever get along with another person, let alone a woman, it's definitely not that your vitriolic hatred and lack of social skills are making you repulsive to absolutely everyone.

Your venom is so densely packed into that reply it's difficult to parse any actual coherent message from it. Calm down woman lmao

KISS KISS KISS!

 

[Waifu Days]

America? How flexible are you with the term "girlfriend"?

 

[Staticness]

As someone with an American wife, I advise you to give up feminism entirely except to pay lip service to it. Beyond that, socially network where you’ve moved in and a woman will just land in your lap eventually, if you have good qualities about you.

Yes I know this is a shitpost of a question, but have an honest answer.

 

[dick brain]

As someone with an American wife, I advise you to give up feminism entirely except to pay lip service to it. Beyond that, socially network where you’ve moved in and a woman will just land in your lap eventually, if you have good qualities about you.

Yes I know this is a shitpost of a question, but have an honest answer.

Weren't you Indian?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

This is how perma virgin misogynists cope with not being able to meet the bare minimum requirement of treating a woman like a human being. You're just too chadly and alpha to ever get along with another person, let alone a woman, it's definitely not that your vitriolic hatred and lack of social skills are making you repulsive to absolutely everyone.

This is how feminists get ignored on dating apps.

 

[Staticness]

Weren't you Indian?

I'm white, but according to the barcode retard, I'm Indian and my avatar of The Master is me poorly shopping a portrait of myself to be white. Obsessive retards picked up the scent of "acceptable target" and joined in. This wasn't helped by a mod threadbanning me from The India Menace for supposedly being Indian (actual reason: low-effort contrarian shitposting). No, I am not Indian, but people thinking I am has led to a steady trickle of 2024 joindates showing up to shit up my profile.

 

[dick brain]

I'm white, but according to the barcode retard, I'm Indian and my avatar of The Master is me poorly shopping a portrait of myself to be white. Obsessive retards picked up the scent of "acceptable target" and joined in. This wasn't helped by a mod threadbanning me from The India Menace for supposedly being Indian (actual reason: low-effort contrarian shitposting). No, I am not Indian, but people thinking I am has led to a steady trickle of 2024 joindates showing up to shit up my profile.

I know I just think it's funny

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

I'm white, but according to the barcode retard, I'm Indian and my avatar of The Master is me poorly shopping a portrait of myself to be white. Obsessive retards picked up the scent of "acceptable target" and joined in. This wasn't helped by a mod threadbanning me from The India Menace for supposedly being Indian (actual reason: low-effort contrarian shitposting). No, I am not Indian, but people thinking I am has led to a steady trickle of 2024 joindates showing up to shit up my profile.

You are Indian.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I'm a Cornelius.

 

[stares at error messages]

Get ready to leave the house at 2AM in freezing weather to buy a overpriced McFlurry.

 

[souschef]

Give her cheese

 

[draggs]

are you black?