How do I get examined by the dentist without having to make a soyface? - I'm in pain.

[Nathan Higgers]

Last week I went to the dentist and the first thing he did was ask me to open my mouth 8 inches. I told him I am not interested in making a soyface, but he took a look at his sheboon assistant and was obviously confused, not knowing what a soyface is. So I got up and left because he was an uncultured fucking swine.

Imagine not knowing what a soyface is. Sheesh...

Anyway, I have a dentist appointment next week, what would you do if you were in my place?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Clean shave. That way even if you have to do the soy face it won't really be a soy face it will just be a blowjob face.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

curl your lips back and scream as loud as you can, as hard as you can

 

[Some JERK]

Tell him to go in through your ass.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Dead eyes are a vital component of a soy face. So do something else with the eyes, or maybe gouge them out altogether, nobody will be able to call it a soyface after that. And you can always get Tleilaxu eyes if you start missing your sight.

 

[Furret]

Try to look as upset as possible. It's not a soy face if you don't try to conceal the pain behind a happy/excited expression.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Pre-lube your butt hole.
He’s going to put you under and Cosby your bunghole, and dentists don’t use lube.

Trust me, I go every six months and I always pre-lube, it really helps.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Kiss them on the lips and sing that Steve Martin song from Little shop of horrors

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Update:
The new dentist agreed to go in through the backdoor.

I am now looking for a proctologist.