How do I get free pizza tonight but also unironically.

[Black Light Red Panic]

Is it worth it to start slobbering knobs on grinder just for a slice?

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Pretend to be a girl online and get a simp to buy one for you.

 

[Dyn]

1. Collect some empty pizza boxes from last time
2. Throw a house party and wait till everybody's drunk as fuck
3. Go around the party telling people it's a pizza party now and to chip in $5
4. Bring the empty boxes in and put them on a table an hour later
5. Tell anybody who complains that the pizza all got eaten already
6. Wait till everybody goes home and order pizza for yourself

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

1. Collect some empty pizza boxes from last time
2. Throw a house party and wait till everybody's drunk as fuck
3. Go around the party telling people it's a pizza party now and to chip in $5
4. Bring the empty boxes in and put them on a table an hour later
5. Tell anybody who complains that the pizza all got eaten already
6. Wait till everybody goes home and order pizza for yourself

But I know something about you you went to Cranbrook that's a private school this guy's a gangster his name is Clarence and Clarence lives of both parents and both Clarence parents have a real nice marriage and I don't remember their how the restless rap section goes but one pack Tupac Tupac for four pucks 7:00 11:00 none

 

[Tetra]

I was thinking if I should have my weekly pizza tonight or wait until friday as I usually do since I really wanted some today. I was kinda looking for a sign and here it is
to answer your thread, starve to death OP only I deserve pizza

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Easy peasy. Do your best to look like a college student. Then go on a campus near you and look for any type of join our college, club, cult, etc., bs.

 

[General Tug Boat]

I would go find a job at a pizza parlor and make myself a pizza as soon as I entered the kitchen. As soon as it is done and cooked, grab your pizza, and walk out.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Call the pizza place. Place an order. When the pizza guy comes tell him you didn’t order the pizza. Keep doing it until he gets sick of coming and just leaves a pizza with you.

Or just do it once, kill the pizza guy and then bury him. Depends on how lazy you are.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Wait until National Free Pizza Day. That's about two months away.