How do I get into your pants?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

This thread is only for educational purposes.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

One leg at a time.

 

[Axiom.]

All you had to do was ask, .

 

[stares at error messages]

Become underwear.

 

[dick brain]

Be a Walther PPQ M2.

 

[We Are The Witches]

You may be too fat for them.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Nobody touches my pants except me and my mom who washes them and lays them out each day so I know what to wear, creep.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

How much money do you have?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Take pants in both hand, inspect to make sure they are unbuttoned and the zipper is in its lowest position, raise a single leg into the air while either balancing on the other leg or sitting down, point you foot down and place it into the big hole at the top of the pants, while making sure the zipper is in the front and the tag is in the back, slowly lower your leg into the corresponding smaller hole while simultaneously pulling up the pant leg until your foot comes out the bottom hole, place that foot on the floor and now lift the other leg, lower the pants slightly so that you can now place the your other leg into the large top hole, again with you foot pointed down lower it in to the other empty hole (WARNING DO NOT PUT BOTH LEGS IN THE SAME PANT HOLE), now place you foot on the ground and pull the pants up to your waist, look at the open flap near your crotch it will one of a few types of buttons if its 1. A traditional button and hole: simple slide the button though the top of the hole, push up and let the bottom half of the botton slide into the hole and release. 2. A hook and a catch: pull the sides together until the hook is past the catch and slide it into it and release, 3. A push botton: take the side with the botton with the solid outside and inward facing protrudent and place into the hole in the corresponding metal circle, apply ample pressure on both side if the buttons, now you pants should be semi secure and you can let them be slack but the zipper is still open, make that not undergarments or protruding genital is in the path of the zipper, using your pointer finger and thumb grab the tag at the bottom of the zipper, vertical pull on thr zipper connecting the teeth until the tag is at the top, congratulations you are now wearing pants.
this a general guide to the most common pants, not all pants are the same, we hold no accountability if guide is used on non applicable pairs of pants or if any injury occurs while following guide. This guide was funded by the pants society of america.

 

[Smokeski]

i only allow 10/10/tans near me after they buy me a nice dinner and a tech deck. Skeevy women are generally just after my seed, so i need to financially benefit from it. So unless she makes 6 figures its not worth my time. I know my worth, and some chick who isn't hot as fuck and allows me to crash at her place with my friends as we get annihilated on Grey Goose is the only way im letting a thirsty af foid near me.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

are you a true and honest woman who isnt fat and is STD free? then all you need to do is ask. if you are a true and honest woman, but are fat, then depending on how fat you'll have to pay. if you dont fit those two, then you'll out of luck.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

untie the drawstring on my sweatpants

 

[NETTO]

Wait for me to take them off you idiot

 

[Safari]

Be white or asian.
Be a (real) woman.
Have short hair.
Not fat.

Then you can have my babies.