How do I get laid

[the niggers and poop guy]

How does one smash a poon

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Be stronger than your intended target.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If you have to ask...

...you'll never know.

 

[NigKid]

1. Be autistic
2. Have an elderly mother
3...

 

[cakeiie]

is this the beginning of your love quest?

 

[Milkis]

announce yourself as the niggers and poop guy. bitches love that shit

 

[Idiotron]

Assuming you don't have a lot of money:
Get buff - women are shallow just like men
Learn proper self grooming - put effort into looking good, be a little bit metrosexual
Learn public speaking - confidence and a lack of stuttering goes a long way
Learn how to dance - you don't have to make the first move in a club setting if you can dance well
You can find tutorials on all of those for free on Youtube.

 

[Negotiator]

Option 1: Learn what parts of your personality attract people and what parts repel others through trial and error. Accumulate enough social experience to convince someone that you're worth sleeping with. Recommended Choice.

Option 2: Pay a prostitute. Legality varies depending on location. You can check if your area allows it here.

Option 3: Rape Illegal. DO NOT ATTEMPT.

 

[rawhide_k]

Option 3: Rape Illegal. DO NOT ATTEMPT.

*still effectively legal depending on location (and your ethnicity)

 

[MrTroll]

I hear there's a very lovely lady in Ruckersville, Virginia who just became single recently. You might be able to pick her up on the rebound.

 

[ǴǞRFǁǮLD]

Become a schizo frogposter, bitches love that.

 

[Reverend]

Goto TexasTech is a solid start. They let anyone fuck around there.

 

[Fucky Chucky]

the niggers and poop guy​

You've got to know that he want's you and you are the object of a number of horrifying scenarios. If you want children who are you like you you need to change your thinking. Nothing from me will reflect this change.

 

[AMHOLIO]

you don't

 

[.moe]

Grooming.

 

[Cum Laudely]

Step 1. Make your bed
Step 2. Lie down