How do I get more bang for my buck?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It seems like everyone's buck is getting more bangs than my buck. I want my buck to produce more bang. How do I make more bang when bucking?

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

You have to break that buck to get more bang out of it.

 

[Endless Torment]

Replace the buck's antlers with shotguns loaded with buckshot.

 

[Dawdler]

You tell your buck to assault a police officer.

 

[Esope]

E X P A N D
your
B U C K

 

[Second Alter Ego]

Cheaper prostitutes

 

[Farsided]

Dilation?