How do I get more money?

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Perhaps the question ought to lie in "How do I lose LESS money".
This way, you will have more money by spending less money.
Smart, if you think about it for a bit.
 
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Sign up for medical studies

I used to know someone who made 5 grand a month easy as a guinea pig

Of course by participating in like 8 studies at the same time all the time they probably fucked the results of all of em but whatever whatever gotta stack paper somehow
 
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Spend less. Get a job. Get a better paying job, if you already have one. That's not the secret to becoming rich, but it is an easy way to fulfill your immediate money needs.
 
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get a small loan from a payday loan company and never pay it back

what are they gonna do, call the cops? pay several thousand dollars on legal fees to sue you for 300$ worth of damages?

only do this in minecraft btw
 
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Get a job and spend less. Money will accumulate over time.

Or you could sell drugs. Either works.
 
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Make an erotic text adventure and publish it on tfgames.site alongside your patreon. The bar is pretty low and Twine is easy to learn.
 
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Make a Twitter account as a troon with all the correct opinions. You can likely Markov-chain half of it, but you'll need to get interactions going with parts of the Rat King, so participating in conversations is, sadly, a must. You also have to post a lot, and be angry a lot - police people a lot. However big an asshole you think you can be, exaggerate it. Scold the TERF Nazis, but scold progressives who 'aren't going far enough' more. Definitely have several disabilities, be at least mixed-race, and have a few kinks.

Give it about three months. Then start the e-begging/Patreon/crowdfunding. You will start to rake in some cash. Of course, the cost to your mental health is likely to be higher than your income.
 
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Pick an in demand college major, go to class every day, study your ass off, go to college for four years, get an internship, write a kick ass resume, apply for jobs, get called for job interview, firm handshake, accept job offer, ????, profit.

Results may vary if autistic.

I heard that art history majors can marry ugly, bald, unemployed soldiers from a welfare family who still live with grandma.
 
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For me saving money for months at a time, home meals, and selling old high quality clothes/weeb merch on eBay helps.

Don't know about spending on prostitutes lol.
 
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The no risk plan to becoming rich: Become immortal, get a job, and put a large portion of each paycheck into your savings account. Watch the savings and interest exponentially increase your wealth over the course of decades and centuries until you're rich.
 
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