How do I get the world to rejoice in the idea of me being murdered? - How do I become such a blight on everyone and everything that every man, woman, child, infant, beast of the earth and fish of the sea wants me dead?

[Commander Kneewing]

What's the threshold?

 

[CallmeCicada]

You have to show them how much fun it is. Now wear this for a minute.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Start this thread?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What's the threshold?

Say that you opposse trans rights, you motherheckin' bigot!

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Say that you opposse trans rights, you motherheckin' bigot!

A significant portion of people would hate me but another significant portion of people would also welcome me. I'm asking about how to absolutely unite everyone in anger against me.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Are we talking about the social media echo regarding an autistic kid and a health insurance CEO?

That’s the magic of leftism, a social contract based around the restructuring of blame.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Change profile pic to picture of your bare feet.

 

[not william stenchever]

Do this. (At about 3:50)

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Work for the IRS and spend all your time auditing brokies.

 

[Wuornos]

Get rich from declining health insurance claims.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Work for the IRS and spend all your time auditing brokies.

How do I do this on a global scale?

I think a bunch of wealthy people would still be happy for me to do this though.

 

[Moths]

Convert everyone to some sort of eschatological doomsday cult and everyone will relish being murdered

 

[We Are The Witches]

Honestly? Join the cartel, betray them to another cartel, then become a paedophile.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

The whole world? You'd have to do something that pisses then all off. Just doing something evil wouldn't suffice, you'd have to effect everyone directly. Thus, you must become the American president and fuck over literally every country so badly that it transcends ideology and groups, affecting people on the individual level.

Some ideas include provoking nuclear apocalypse or at least dragging them all into a terrible, pointless war even if it doesn't necessarily result in a nuclear apocalypse.

 

[Not A Bunny]

Genocide, so the whole world can get online and post to every possible forum how much they hate you.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Get rich from declining health insurance claims.

gotta go further, you also have to build a robot to decline them for you because you're just not able to kill enough grandmas per minute

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Genocide, so the whole world can get online and post to every possible forum how much they hate you.

I think some groups are more receptive to the genocides of certain peoples than others

 

[Betonhaus]

Point out that American niggers are empirically subhuman and the merciful thing would be to euthanize most of them.

 

[Two Dollars]

Post one of those gay pride swastika things on social media.

 

[Commander Kneewing]

Post one of those gay pride swastika things on social media.

I think I'd be more laughed at than hated.