How do I get woman?

R2 R3 then hold triangle+square+y+esc for 3 seconds. If you did it right you'll hear a beep. Then crouch, jump backwards, strafe to the left twice. Woman will be added to your inventory. If you do it wrong you explode though so be careful.
 
So I have a solution but it requires access to a van and a well. These bitches don't even realize that I need them to use the lotion.
Without the lotion, what's the point?
 
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get between 2-5cm away a women a drop your phone/your bag/whatever you are holding. Breathe heavily while facing around 20-75 degress from her face. Wait until she tries to pick it up for you. Then, say "no, you better not" 2-5 times at around 1.3 times the pitch of your regular voice and pick up your object as quickly as possible. Leave and repeat twice a day for 0.2-10 years.
 
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