How do I hide? - A message to all kiwis

[Circular Square]

Dear KiwiFarms posters,
I am increasingly worried that I will be found and extradited to the Hague for the crime of posting on this site. I know that this may just be paranoia, but I have been hearing helicopters fly over my location every ten minutes. When I sleep I see a searchlight focus on my window every hour. They are following me, I know it. How do I hide from them?

Sincerely,
Circular Square

 

[BanquetMegaBowl]

Dear Circular Square
Hide out in the open and kiss men. That way you will hide under their noses
-Sincerely Banquet Mega Bowl
P.S.
Please try the new Banquet mega tenders, now at your local frozen food isle

 

[Skitarii]

Dear Circular Square,

Amogus



Don't contact me again

Hugs and kisses,
Skitarii xoxo

 

[Epic Fail Man]

You have to invest in artillery weaponry, It's time to bring those helicopters down.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Remember, it's not a war crime if there aren't any witnesses!

 

[stupid orc]

hells kitchen season 5 episode 10 23:43

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Hide under your bed. They'll never think to look there.

 

[Doji]

Use a vpn.

 

[Circular Square]

Use a vpn.

I've been using Tor, but I've been encountering inexplicable radishes on my walks throughout the vicinity I live in. They know.

 

[Doji]

I've been using Tor, but I've been encountering inexplicable radishes on my walks throughout the vicinity I live in. They know.

Eat the radishes.

 

[Just A Butt]

One time I was hiding in a bush.

 

[Krayt Dragon]

study law. go into politics. rub shoulders with the worst of the worst. learn to speak their language. climb the ladder. neutralize your enemies and your friends, once they outlive their usefulness. reach the very top. become the machine.

to be able to stop fearing them, you have to become them.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

We’re coming to get you.

 

[Moths]

you can't hide you can still run though

Should the searchlight stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

 

[Eggplant Wizard]

Recite Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal“ backwards, not by saying the words in reverse order, but by actually making the sounds. This will banish any lower tier threats from your vicinity.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Just post your name, address, phone number, SSN, a copy of your driver's license, a copy of your birth certificate, a high resolution copy of your passport, as well as any other confidential or personal documents and we will be happy to keep them safe for you.

 

[William]

Send me feet pics and I'll sort you out.

 

[Mulva69]

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Dear Circular Square
Hide out in the open and kiss men. That way you will hide under their noses
-Sincerely Banquet Mega Bowl
P.S.
Please try the new Banquet mega tenders, now at your local frozen food isle

Do you have a coupon I could use for them?

 

[BanquetMegaBowl]

Do you have a coupon I could use for them?

you have to buy them at full price