How do I join the Illuminati?

[Pruto]

I already blew 20 guys and my membership card is late.

 

[NaggotFigger]

It is impossible for now.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

get vaccination first, noob

 

[Quijibo69]

First you must have sex with Tom Cruise.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Say the magic word

 

[General Tug Boat]

Have Joe Biden sniff your children's hair.

 

[SpergPatrol]

Too late now as you can't get in without taking one of Harvery Weinstein's exclusive shower parties

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd say get a referral from Trevor Moore but that ships sailed

 

[Miss Misery]

2B1Ask1

 

[z0mb0]

You submit the application form , IN TRIPPLICATE, and within 3-5 business days they should get back to you.

 

[Pruto]

You submit the application form , IN TRIPPLICATE, and within 3-5 business days they should get back to you.

OK I'll already sent a complaint but I'll give it a shot, thanks.