How do I make a salad not taste like a salad

[SandyCat]

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[Neodanthril]

Use spinach, strawberries, apples, chicken, cheese, walnuts, pecans

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Simply replace by a steak right before serving

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

"salad toppers"

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Fry some bacon add some chicken and some ranch and replace the lettuce with bread

 

[OrionBalls]

Mayonnaise and marshmallow fluff.

 

[EverybodyWalktheDinosaur]

Amazing.
You've even made your questions obese.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Miracle Berry

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Add two basic seasonings: Salt and oil.
Then add something sour (like lime, vinegar, sour cream or something pickled).

The base salad should include both green vegetables and starchy vegetables. And finally sprinkle with something fat, like feta, roasted nuts, or similar. Enjoy, you homo.

 

[F00LS_3RRAND]

An entire bottle of ranch dressing

 

[CallmeCicada]

Learn to balance fat, salt and acid in the dish. See this article: https://food52.com/blog/24378-salt-fat-acid-heat-samin-nosrat-salad-tips

Prosciutto with Persimmon, Pomegranate, and Arugula

Japanese Cucumber Salad

Arugula Salad With Peaches, Goat Cheese and Basil

 

[SandyCat]

Use spinach, strawberries, apples, chicken, cheese, walnuts, pecans

Isn't putting fruit in salad gay

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Taco salad. It's like cheating, you're just eating a big taco, but with different quantities of the usual ingredients rearranged and in a different form. Everybody loves tacos.

 

[Mimic]

Isn't putting fruit in salad gay

Only if you toss it.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Stop being fat

 

[Moths]

Get your boyfriend to coom in it you faggot

 

[DankSmoker]

I basically drench all my salad in apple cider vinegar then add chicken, bacon, nuts, and cheese.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

If I have candied nuts in a salad then it tastes like a salad while I'm eating it, but I only remember the candied nuts. Next time I consider eating it, it sounds like a good idea...

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Neodanthril]

Isn't putting fruit in salad gay

No, making yahoo answers tier shitposts is gay