How do I make an atomic bomb? Asking for a friend.

[Gourmet Race]

My friend wants to build an atomic bomb or else he'll kill himself and I don't want my friend to die

 

[who dare wins?]

tell him he is a niggerfaggot

Also buy old fire alarms some dude in France tried to do it with that

 

[Akashic Retard]

It's a lot of work. Easier and cheaper to just buy a pre-made one.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

He needs to start with baking a yellow cake.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Beans, lots of beans.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Atomic Fireballs are made in a process called hot panning, where layers of sugar syrup and flavor are deposited on a single sugar grain core. The pans are hot as they tumble the developing candies through this long process. It takes two weeks and at least a hundred layers to make the familiar spicy jawbreaker.

 

[Doji]

All I know is that at some point you need uranium which I imagine comes from Uranus. So check your pants.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

Ammonia and chlorine.

 

[Doji]

Ammonia and chlorine.

I think you can get those two from a public pool.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Chew on your cum sock for nuclear super powers

 

[Sage In All Fields]

If your friend is too dumb to figure out how to build one himself maybe he should kill himself

 

[DumbDude42]

sneak on a US navy nuclear submarine and try to steal one of the missiles

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

It's a lot of work. Easier and cheaper to just buy a pre-made one.

Speaking from personal experience, this is true.

sneak on a US navy nuclear submarine and try to steal one of the missiles

This is more dangerous so make sure to craft plenty of potions of invisibility. (Nether wart, then golden carrot, then fermented spider eye).

 

[FamicomGorby]

1. Acquire plutonium
2. Get yourself some regular explosives, ya need these to compress the core to beyond critical mass
3. ???
4. Profit

Ya can get everything you need here

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's pretty much just like a pipe bomb except instead of putting explosives in the pipe you put in an atom splitter.

 

[Sourpuss]

approximately 5kgs of fissionable material and 30-40 blasting caps placed all over the surface rigged to go off simultaneously.
I'm not going to tell you how to get your hands on uranium ore, but you can convert uranium ore to uranium oxide by acid extraction of the uranium material from the uranium ore. Sulfuric acid is used in this step of the process. The extracted material is crushed into a coarse powder, this is yellow cake uranium.

The yellow cake uranium, aka Uranium Oxide is mixed with hydrogen fluoride and fluorine gas and put into a gas centrifuge that spins fast enough to separate the U-235 isotopes from the heavier U-238 isotopes
Less than 1% of the uranium is the U-235 your friend needs to make a nuclear weapon. You'll need several tons of ore to produce enough material to create a worthwhile bomb.

Once you have 5KGs of U-235, put all the blasting caps around it spaced evenly apart so that the explosion is directed inward towards the core of the material equally. This *should* be enough to start fission and therefore create the nuclear explosion you're.. I mean "your friend" is looking for.

Good luck, have fun.
Remember that breathing in uranium dust can be deadly. Perform all steps with the proper safety material inside a fume hood with adequate ventilation.

Alternatively, your friend can get about 5 million dollars worth of lead panels approximately 6 inches thick, and make about 1000 gallons of heavy water

https://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/intro/nuke-heavy.htm#:~:text=Heavy%20water%20can%20be%20made,than%20the%20concentration%20in%20H2S.

Make your own nuclear reactor, a small % of U-238 will be captured in the heavy water and convert to PU-239. Follow the same steps above, but with Plutonium, the amount of fissionable material you need to sustain critical mass is much less.

Have fun

 

[Skitarii]

It's very difficult, if you wanna build a fusion reactor instead, I have the schematics OP

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Step 1) Find a Jew who works for the US military.

Step 2) Recruit into your espionage ring.

Step 3) Profit.

This has historically worked for Russia/the Soviets.

 

[TheRetardKing]