How do I make Party Cheese Salad?

[SNEED.EXE]

I've been looking for a recipe for Party Cheese Salad, but all I can find is this video of some fat guy pouring slop into a bowl, I assume it's some kind of joke video or something?
Anyway, how do I make this stuff?

 

[Mound Dweller]

Why do n'wahs wanna eat salad so damn bad? So many nasty ass diseases down there, you "make" it by bending over.

 

[Pagan Min]

Make a regular salad and add shredded cheese & glitter to it! BAM!!! Instant party! Add in some party streamers for some extra fun!

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

The Jack Scalfani recipe?
Looks like it's just lemon jello with veggies, cool whip, and cream cheese mixed in and shredded cheese on top.

 

[sworddogmist]

The Jack Scalfani recipe?
Looks like it's just lemon jello with veggies, cool whip, and cream cheese mixed in and shredded cheese on top.

What kind of horrific concoction of ingredients is that?

Sneed, just shit in a bowl it'll be better.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

The Jack Scalfani recipe?
Looks like it's just lemon jello with veggies, cool whip, and cream cheese mixed in and shredded cheese on top.

I'm pretty sure this video is a joke. Anyone dumb enough to eat something like that would probably end up having 5 strokes or something...

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

It is actually very straight forward:
First cut up some lettuce for the salad portion.
Second add a cheese of your choice by grating it into it (ask our erverlerd for a recommendation of fine cheddar cheeses!)
Finally season well with some party and you are good to go.

 

[Character from a movie]

Who the fuck eats salad at a party? Even if it has cheese.