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How do I order weed?
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Go to the weed store.
Give the guy at the door your ID. He scans it.
Go to the counter and give that guy your ID. He visually checks it.
Ask to buy weed.
The weed guy asks if you want flower, wax, edibles, tinctures, shatter, vapes, gummies, or prerolls.
Tell the guy you just want some regular weed.
Weed guy rolls his eyes at you. He then asks if you want Indica or Sativa or a hybrid.
You tell the guy you just want some weed.
The guy pulls out several glass jars filled with pot. He tells you "Galactic Jellybean" is a popular heady high meanwhile "Grandma's Oatmeal Cookie" is.more of a body buzz.
You tell the guy you just want some weed.
The guy looks disgusted at you and scoops out a little bit of weed and weighs it out and puts it in a prescription bottle. He then asks for your email so you can sign up for the customer reward program.
You tell him no. You hand him your debit card to pay for the weed.
The weed guy looks at you like you're stupid and tells you they only take cash. However if you want to buy a sticker for $1 with your debit card, he can give you $40 cash back for a surcharge.
You do this and get your weed.
THE END
Give the guy at the door your ID. He scans it.
Go to the counter and give that guy your ID. He visually checks it.
Ask to buy weed.
The weed guy asks if you want flower, wax, edibles, tinctures, shatter, vapes, gummies, or prerolls.
Tell the guy you just want some regular weed.
Weed guy rolls his eyes at you. He then asks if you want Indica or Sativa or a hybrid.
You tell the guy you just want some weed.
The guy pulls out several glass jars filled with pot. He tells you "Galactic Jellybean" is a popular heady high meanwhile "Grandma's Oatmeal Cookie" is.more of a body buzz.
You tell the guy you just want some weed.
The guy looks disgusted at you and scoops out a little bit of weed and weighs it out and puts it in a prescription bottle. He then asks for your email so you can sign up for the customer reward program.
You tell him no. You hand him your debit card to pay for the weed.
The weed guy looks at you like you're stupid and tells you they only take cash. However if you want to buy a sticker for $1 with your debit card, he can give you $40 cash back for a surcharge.
You do this and get your weed.
THE END