How do I regain interest in lolcows?

[SandyCat]

Improving my own shitty life has made me less interested in laughing at someone else's shitty life but there's still days where I miss the camaraderie of laughing at retards with my fellow retards. Im enjoying the benefits of a (mostly) normie lifestyle but it lacks the autism my brain craves

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

There is nothing YOU can do to rekindle your interest in lolcows. But they can and will. Sooner or later some lolcow will do something so retarded, that they suck you right back in.

But you cannot force it. The retardation must come naturally.

 

[SandyCat]

There is nothing YOU can do to rekindle your interest in lolcows. But they can and will. Sooner or later some lolcow will do something so retarded, that they suck you right back in.

But you cannot force it. The retardation must come naturally.

Come to think of it I did find myself enjoying nulls cornstarch stream today. I never knew watching black people horking down pure carbs could be so funny

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

The only lolcow you should have an interest with is yourself.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I find it easiest to just fall down the rabbit hole on featured content lolcows since it's often someone I know little to nothing about.

When I first joined KiwiFarms I actually hadn't followed any lolcow stuff since the early late 00's-2010's where I learned about Chris-chan originally from Encyclopedia Dramatica and followed his antics in those prime years. I actually joined KiwiFarms originally for the more interest sections where I knew I wouldn't have to deal with the kind of modern day BS you're gonna get on other interest aggregation places (Reddit, being the prime example).

As you'll probably remember as we joined the same day, this was right around when the Ralph stuff really started to pick up and he went through his Chris-chan style prime cowdom period and I became enthralled it by it and got me to start watching lolcows again. Since then I just read up on the featured posts and always get a kick out of it - I can't stop using "no stalker child" as a personal expletive because of being exposed to old Pat so much through featured articles for example. Unlike Ralph who I at least knew existed before joining, I would have never hear of Fatrick if not for the features and boy was that a lot of content.

The lolcows keep coming, and it's easy to get invested when Null spoonfeeds them to you on the front page!

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

Kill yourself

 

[The Feline Solution]

Embrace the Off-Topic pill instead.

 

[TroonsDid911]

I just browse the community features thread and look at the highlights for funny shit to laugh at while I play Old School Runescape. The problem is getting into lolcows that have a shit OP. Like Im going to spend 20 hours reading through thousands of pages of posts to find funny content(and that was before the farms started having a serious problem with featured threads getting shit up). Every now and then I will find a funny lolcow and decide to read through their thread.

Some OSRS and good content will scratch the 'tism center of your brain.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Go back to basics. Start with a harmless classic like Deeker and just appreciate the ludicrous nature of his whole situation.