How do I rob a bank? - I needed money.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Since I've been taxed out of my money for troon and environmental related things, I am out of money. I need help robbing a bank. How do I do it?

 

[Jarl Varg]

You can smash a piggy bank against the ground, or use a hammer.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Play some Payday 2 to learn the basics
Start with getting the thermal drill

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Watch dog day afternoon and do the exact opposite

 

[Procrastinhater]

There was an instructional infomercial put out a few years ago, just watch that.
I think it's called HEAT.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

A common tactic I use is to get an appointment with a banker and steal his pens when he isn't looking.

 

[KingNothing]

Just do ATM smash and grabs

 

[dick brain]

It's pretty easy actually. You just hire some people to rob a bank, then tip off the police. Then while the police are busy dealing with the bank robbery, you rob a different bank.

 

[Joy Depression]

Tell the police a big crime terror attack or something is happening on one side of the city, then rob a bank on the other side of the city. There won't be any cops to bother you. (disclaimer- for entertainment purposes only don't actually do this)

This has me wondering. On 9/11 on any other major terror attack every cop in the city and outside would be sent there. 100% of their shift and all their shifts for days or weeks after would be about the attack. That means any petty criminals like shoplifters or people who want to assault someone could do anything they want and the LE resources to deal with them just won't exist.

Do you think any of the men trapped inside the twin towers (knowing they wouldn't be saved) who had been force-fed the sexual harassment policy during training grabbed their hot F co-workers tits before the towers went down?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[Dawdler]

I need help robbing a bank. How do I do it?

You borrow 1 billion from bank
Never pay it back

 

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