How do I save my trad latinx boiwife Miguel from getting deported?

[Fat Gollum]

I love my boiwife Miguel. We have had a happy marriage and we hope to have children together someday. Unfortunately, Donald Trump has thrown a wrench in our plans because Miguel is an undocumented citizen. Are there any tips and tricks to stay under the cover so ICE doesn't raid our home and deport him?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

you cant, it is the year of the chud. wait for thte knock homo child.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Thank you for contacting Kiwi support.

You can:

1. Fuck off to Mexico, where your ‘boyfriend’ belongs.

2. Cut off your dick and insist that you are factually his wife.

3. Run to Canada, like the pussies you are.

I hope that resolves your problem.

Regards, senior ambassador for Homophobic Department, Fuckshan Cuntwah.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

offcially buy miquel so you can keep him in accordance to the law