How do I stop a runny nose?

[Quijibo69]

Should I used tampons?

 

[Shidoen]

Blow all the gunk out of your nose and pinch it shut. Then keep breathing out of your mouth.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Nose buttplugs

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

If it's just allergies running an air purifier, washing your face, and wiping dust from the room should help remedy your reaction.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Do you actually have tampons laying around? I've always felt like they'd probably be useful for a lot of stuff. I'm pretty sure you can unroll them and use them like gauze.

I don't know, I don't have women hanging around my place so I'm unfamiliar with the issue. That's probably good because when I'm places where women subside they seem to leave shit like tampons everywhere, it's like dear lord bitch the hamper is right there why do you have a pile of clothes on the floor three feet away, and this pair of boots have been laying the passenger side of your car for the last 6 months. It's disturbing because they're gross in such an alien way.

Anyways have you tried opiate abuse? If my physiological understanding is correct they should have the opposite effect of decongestants.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Go catch it?

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I mean, if it worked for Beavis and Butthead, it can work for you

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Shoot it in the kneecaps if it won't stop running

 

[Cup Noodle]

Shotgun usually works.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

The easiest, quickest way is Afrin no-drip nasal spray. (The menthol one is gross but whatever).
You can use it twice a day for two days.
Also stay out of cold windy conditions.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Colombian nose beers