How do I stop spooky monsters from trying to solicit free candy from me?

[SandyCat]

Every year on the same day they keep coming to my door trying to get free candy. For some reason they're all child sized

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Instead of them devouring candy would you rather they devour your soul? If the eldritch abominations demand candy in exchange for being indifferent to you then I say you take it, the best you can do is to have lot's of variety to appease them, I heard the child sized entities love Skittles and Hershey's minis.

 

[The Holmes]

There's plenty of methods. You can always put a life sized cutout of Jared Fogle in your yard, that'll ensure you don't have to share any candy.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yes, I will answer each and everything. First I am needing to ask you, how far are you from going to a Best Buy or a Walmart?

 

[Grub]

I think they usually give you the option to do a trick instead. Have you tried that?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Hang out toothpaste.