How do I talk to a woman I admire - Tips on socializing with m'lady please

[Lucky Jim]

Right now I am limited to facebook chat and looking at her out of the blinds of my window. No I do not still live with my parents

 

[theshitposter]

You say don’t crack weird jokes but if you’ve got the charisma chicks fucking love stupid weird jokes

I said "the day 1". humor doesn't work without warming up the audience

The fact you're spending this much time thinking about it means you've already failed.

prep is half battle won

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

I said "the day 1". humor doesn't work without warming up the audience

prep is half battle won

meh if you're not a fucking creep you can make whatever jokes you want as long as you aren't trying to date a liberal cunt

 

[Penis Drager]

prep is half battle won

The enemy can't predict your next move if even you don't know what you're doing.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Like you would any other person. Holy shit it's not this hard.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tell her that you really liked the Cormoran Strike books and you’re looking forward to whatever she writes next, but don’t be a sycophant about it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Find some way to break the ice,

ask her if she knows how much a polar bear weighs ...

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"