How do I tie a noose?

[GHTD]

I am retarded and need to tie a noose. Tell me how.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Step one, open up the New Testament and read through it all.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I am retarded and need to tie a noose. Tell me how.

Here you go.


But if you ask me, the noose is the faggot's way out.

Grab a heavy object like a TV or something, attach 20m of piano wire with a sling on the other end, go to a high bridge, put the sling around your neck and glue your hands to your head.
When you kick the TV down the bridge, the sling will cut your head clean off and it'll look like you tore off your own head.
That's how you ride into Valhalla shiny and chrome.

 

[JoshPlz]

 

[ogmudbone]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VJe6LLoGgR8

I see you are a man of culture as well.

 

[Positron]

Around the neck of a nigger.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Ask Byuu

 

[Shameimaru Aya]

Troon out. The problem will solve itself~

 

[XYZpdq]

step one, tie the rope to the doorknob of your closet
step two, shove it up your butt
step three, livestream it