How do I troon out?

  1. go to walmart
  2. masturbate openly in the middle of the store
  3. when someone tells you "sir i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you to stop" start screeching at the top of your lungs and insulting the employee for misgendering you, make sure to let them know your pronouns and that they are transphobic
  4. when the police come make sure to take a video of yourself screaming about how you were doing absolutely nothing wrong and how this TRANSPHOBIC walmart employee was misgendering you and how he should be fired and so should the cops as they're dragging you away and #ACAB
  5. when you get out of jail, immediately open a gofundme
  6. make a stink about it on social media and plug your gofundme every chance you get
  7. squander the funds on random shit and never actually take any HRT or get your dick cut off, just keep saying you're a woman. you dont even have to shave or alter your voice, maybe buy a wig but thats all you need
  8. enjoy being trans and having a lot of money and a criminal record
 
MtF. Please help.
Here's your starter kit comrade:
Your home for the rest of your life: Your products for the rest of your life: Your product for the end of your life:
This is what you chose. There is no going back now.
 
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Wear these.
 
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