how do I use orange juice to fake a covid test - do I put it straight on the test or on the swab or what

[A Gay Retard]

I need to use up a fuckload of sick days I have banked before I quit my job

 

[SandyCat]

Just lick some door knobs

 

[Moths]

Get a photo of a covid test online lmao

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

If it's one of those at-home self tests, literally any liquid works. Just don't use the buffer solution that comes in the box.
Literally run tapwater on the thing and it will come up positive.

 

[Claude Sigma]

Most covid tests (and pregnancy tests) famously end up positive after being exposed to coca cola or orange juice. (It's most likely reacting to the acidity)
Good luck with your fraud.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

do you have to specify covid for a sick day? cant you just tell your supervisor you feel like you have the flu or whatever? i dont think i have ever had them ask for proof that im sick.

 

[A Gay Retard]

do you have to specify covid for a sick day? cant you just tell your supervisor you feel like you have the flu or whatever? i dont think i have ever had them ask for proof that im sick.

I’m trying to use ~10 sick days and given how they’ve fucked certain people around there would be a nice poetry to it being Covid. My employee agreement specifies that they can ask for doctor verification after 3 days missed so I’m going to have a tele health appointment midway through and flash a faked test.

If it's one of those at-home self tests, literally any liquid works. Just don't use the buffer solution that comes in the box.
Literally run tapwater on the thing and it will come up positive.

I’ve already tried the orange juice on both the test spot and the paper display window itself. I only got the “control” to appear. I have half a dozen of these things.

 

[paroom paroom]

Those tests can get a positive with literally anything. A papaya, gasoline, frozen peas... the sky's the limit.

 

[A Gay Retard]

Those tests can get a positive with literally anything. A papaya, gasoline, frozen peas... the sky's the limit.

Red Bull doesn’t work. Did they patch the bug?

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Current covid doesn't make you sick for ten days unless you're an obeast or munchie.
Try using a pen of the same color and just draw the line.

 

[A Gay Retard]

Current covid doesn't make you sick for ten days unless you're an obeast or munchie.
Try using a pen of the same color and just draw the line.

I can crack these ones open easily so that may be an option

 

[paroom paroom]

Red Bull doesn’t work. Did they patch the bug?

It can go either way. These so called tests are nonsense.

Current covid

No such thing. There was never a COVID. People get sick, just not of non-existent "viruses".

 

[OrionBalls]

Try and fail to kill yourself. When they take you to the hospital, act erratically for a week. No covid test necessary. You're welcome. ETA- On the off chance you succeed, you won't need to worry about sick days or quitting your shitty job.

 

[A Gay Retard]

This is maddening no liquid is making T show. how do those TikTok zoomers do it