How do Jeets get everything to smell like Curry?

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Apparently its so strong, that any house they've lived in has to get the floors sanded and the walls completely redone to get the smell out. How on earth do they get the smell of curry into the walls?!
 
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Turmeric has volatile oils(the end product of harvesting oils like these are known as "essential oils") and oils smear on things quite easily. A jeet who doesn't wash his hands(which would remove the oils easily) is going to make everything else he touches reek of curry. I once stayed at a jeet run motel and asked for some ice. All they did was go to the gas station right next door to get it(I presumed they had their own ice supply) and that bag reeked of curry.
They eat rotten garbage so they put a shitload of spices on it to make it palatable and then they sweat all the spices out and stink up everything around them. Same process that the Mediterraneans and Mexicans developed. Basically the closer you are to the equator, the hotter the climate, the harder it is to preserve food, and the more you have to disguise the taste of rotten food with weird shit. Meanwhile northern euro food is "bland" to the aforementioned POCs because northern euros could keep their meat from rotting and didn't have to douse it in dumb shit.
 
Turmeric has volatile oils(the end product of harvesting oils like these are known as "essential oils") and oils smear on things quite easily. A jeet who doesn't wash his hands(which would remove the oils easily) is going to make everything else he touches reek of curry. I once stayed at a jeet run motel and asked for some ice. All they did was go to the gas station right next door to get it(I presumed they had their own ice supply) and that bag reeked of curry.
 
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Turmeric makes everything smell and taste like crap. Specifically the active ingredient in it, Curcumin. Jeets use tons of it to cover up the smell of rotting foods.
Even worse asafoetida which is like fermented turmeric, have seen it in the shops and they package it like biohazard material in a bright yellow tub.

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edit - if you read the wikipedia entry I've never seen such a global consensus that an ingredient stinks
 
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Okay sperg time, so I can handle a strong curry smell I get from Indians, but holy shit are Somali's and Haitians so much worse, they dont take showers, ive been told its for religious reasons, but fuck that. We had a guy at my old warehouse parts picking job, im not shitting you, you could smell this guy from like half a football field away, everyone called him spaghettiman due to his strong body odor being like an overseasoned plate of spaghetti, i just called him mister stinky and we all avoided this guy whenever we could.

Then a few jobs later I had to take an early bus to work, and like 4 stops after me, were what can only be described as a horde of Somalis/Haitians that would take up every last available seat. The whole bus was a biohazard, and to this day I think I can sue the transit system for respiratory problems. It was like having to smell peoples week old dirty ass underwear for like 15 minutes until i got to my stop.
The moral of the story, stay in school.
 
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