how do people meet?

[DeadwastePrime]

how do two people fall in love in the wild? how do they know they found the right person for them? how do i know if that person i fall in love with is actually trying to kill me?

 

[The Fool]

Usually people sit in the middle of public areas such as parks or malls and hold up a sign asking for a partner of similar qualities.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Chloroform

 

[m0rnutz]

Take some advice from the black man

 

[Captain_Asshole]

If two people get drunk enough...

 

[TwinkleSnort]

I meet all my victims...umm, I mean, friends, over the internet.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You go talk to a girl of course.
EDIT: lol assmad much?

 

[Coconut Gun]

Have your family arrange a marriage.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Inflate your throatsac and serenade them

 

[tehpope]

Don't Have Autism
???
Profit

 

[Curt Sibling]

By being not genetically inferior.

 

[SoGoose]

Step 1. Find events/activities/workshops in your area , school/work extra curricular activities, Join groups for things you like golf/boardgames/cooking/politics/Movie club

Step 2. Be friendly and open.

Step 3. Make an actual effort with your new companions

 

[300mm]

https://www.farmersonly.com/?sigred=3b01b96139e09a710e8f3c8b9064743ba50adfe4#step/1
You're welcome.

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

1 - Become rich
2 - Be Alpha and sugar daddy a bit those that don't automatically swoon in your sport car, if you want them
3 - (more) profit!

That's the capitalistic way

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

By not being a male, black widow spider. That would be dumb, you dumbass.

 

[___-]

1 - Become rich
2 - Be Alpha and sugar daddy a bit those that don't automatically swoon in your sport car, if you want them
3 - (more) profit!

That's the capitalistic way

I'm working on this now actually.

I've had good luck banging ugly chicks from online dating. Also make some friends who go drinking, it gives you an excuse to talk to women.

 

[escapegoat]

Puff up your fancy parts and do a dance.

 

[Cake Farts]

Ask them to show bobs an vagene

 

[Curt Sibling]

Three step plan for contentment:
1) Reject the constructed bullshit of society, designed to make you miserable.
2) Live the way you want to live, not how some advertisement shit dictates.
3) Blaze hemp and listen to Alice In Chains.

But seriously, look for what makes you happy, not what you think is expected of you.