How *do* they cram all that graham into Golden Grahams?

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A necromancer revives Sylvester Graham to pray over the crackers, that they become small and keep you from touching yourself.
 
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Golden Grahams are made by Smurfs who are held against their will by the Jews as a means to compete against the Keebler Elves. The Smurfs are tiny and they know how to cram as much graham flour into that cracker.
 
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