How do we make Null happy again?

[usernames can change now!]

Global thermonuclear war. No more internet drama, not more trannies or governments or DDoS attacks, no more A&H.

 

[Jack Awful]

Money

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Guns and big titties. Maybe a pickup truck too. That should cheer him up.

 

[AwkwardPineapple]

Money

Beat me to it

 

[XYZpdq]

probably massive dosages of weed or opioids

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Reigniting his lovequest by surprising him with KiwiDates, so he can find a girlfriend to make from the ground up and be True & Honest to.

We can also post attraction signs all around the internet to help him find a sneedpilled white successful coder woman so KiwiFarms can flourish doubletime

 

[Polyboros2]

Kill all the pedos.

Twice.

 

[Russian Bot]

As has been said above, money. Failing that, lulz.

 

[Psyduck]

I still ship Null and Chantal

Nulltal 4ever

 

[Osmosis Jones]

As long as a designated space for political discussion exists, no one will be happy. Someone once told me that friends who wish to stay friends do not discuss religion or politics. I enjoy the actual thoughtful discussion that goes on, and I have been very thankful for the ability to discuss certain events outside of the mainstream narrative.

The solution imo is post limits on new users in AT, coming down on powerleveling, and locking threads that turn into shitflinging. I know that's not how kiwifarms rolls though so I dunno.

 

[norbo]

Well, based on the fact he first streamed about Chantal because he supposedly got some boobs in his inbox, I'd suggest more of the same. Seemed pretty giddy about it back then. But this time, boobs of affection. Boobs of love. Boobs of sympathy.

Get on it ladies. Save the forum. Save yourselves. Also send him programmer socks for a way to rage him through coding the new forum software.

 

[Angry Alt Right Nerd]

Null brought this upon himself, I wonder how he feels making so many personal sacrifices for the most ungrateful people on the planet while realizing that his ideals - the only reason he keeps these forums running, are inevitably dying.

 

[milk]

Let's get null a cake.

 

[Bloatlord]

Probably another good old fashioned world war, that's what all these young men are really after.

 

[Null]

money

this

Null brought this upon himself, I wonder how he feels making so many personal sacrifices for the most ungrateful people on the planet while realizing that his ideals - the only reason he keeps these forums running, are inevitably dying.

If I didn't have fun I'd close it tomorrow. Your fanfic is gay and you should feel bad.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Sex change.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Nulls crime is being Null. It is only fitting, that his punishment is to be Null.

 

[Cringe newfag]

He is already reaching the Christian ideal of having no money, and no leisure, and only work. We don't need to do anything.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Money

Never really wanted to be a paypig for this site, but fact is, it is one of the last bastions of sanity on the interwebz, simply because he allows opposing viewpoints. I respect that.

 

[Shadow Man Dingo]

this


If I didn't have fun I'd close it tomorrow. Your fanfic is gay and you should feel bad.

Birthday silver for this good Jewish boy... maybe a few gold shekels from the goyim?