Opinion How Do We Refute Horrid Rumors About The Talmud?

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Dear Jew In the City,

Some horrid information has been spread about the Talmud on X this last week. How do we refute it?

Sincerely,

Ella



Dear Ella,

Thanks for your question. First let’s discuss the general topic of misinformation and disinformation.

There are a lot of ways that a message can get garbled. Sometimes things are lost in translation. This can happen even in the same language, as the meaning of words can change over time.

For example, today most people use the expression “blood is thicker than water” to mean that familial ties are more important than all others. But the original expression, which goes back hundreds of years, was “the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”

In other words, the obligation we owe to our comrades in arms takes priority over family obligations! If you were to read the phrase about blood and water in a book from Shakespeare’s time (or even earlier!), you would walk away with an impression the exact opposite of the author’s intention!

That being the case, do you think that antisemites on the internet citing English translations of 2,000-year-old Aramaic texts have a firm grasp of the nuances of the authors’ intended meanings?

Such errors in transmission are often accidental. What’s typically intentional, however, is quoting things out of context.

Quite a few years ago, a clip of Hillary Clinton espousing white supremacy circulated online. She actually said what she appeared to be saying; the clip was authentic, and it wasn’t doctored in any way. It was, however, taken out of context. If you watched what came before and after, you would see that she was giving an example of a reprehensible belief that someone might claim in order to influence educational curricula.

Similarly, a single line pulled from a work of 37 volumes, 5,422 pages (2,711 two-sided folio sheets) and approximately two million words…. Well, let’s just say that it wouldn’t be too hard to divorce a stray thought here and there from their proper contexts.

And, of course, there are outright lies.

An example of an outright lie is The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, a famously fabricated text claiming to reveal a worldwide Jewish conspiracy. It’s not even a good fraud.

Entire sections are plagiarized whole cloth from the 1864 political satire Dialogue aux enfers entre Machiavel et Montesquieu (“Dialogue in Hell Between Machiavelli and Montesquieu”) and the 1868 novel Biarritz. But facts don’t matter when the agenda is a smear campaign.

So now let’s take an example of each type of misinformation/disinformation from the currently circulating list of canards.

An example of an error in transmission, where the words don’t mean the same to the reader as they did to the author, is the claim that the Talmud permits sexual relations with a girl under the age of three or a boy under the age of nine. Of course that’s not the case.

As we discussed in a previous article, when the Talmud says that intercourse with a minor isn’t intercourse, that doesn’t mean that it’s permitted and it doesn’t mean that there are no consequences. What it means is that the act doesn’t have the legal consequences of intercourse.

For example, if a two-year-old is raped (God forbid), she’s still considered a virgin under Jewish law and is entitled to the larger dowry. Not only does such a law not permit the rape of minors, it benefits the victim. (See the article linked above for more on this topic.)

An example of something taken out of context is the complaint that Jews need not return lost objects to non-Jews. That’s actually correct, but now let’s provide the context. There are two types of mitzvos: those in which only Jews are obligated, and universal (“Noachide”) laws that apply to all of mankind.

When it comes to Noachide laws, Jews and non-Jews are equal: we’re not allowed to kill them and they’re not allowed to kill us (or each other). We’re not allowed to steal from them and they’re not allowed to steal from us (or each other). Mitzvos in which only Jews are obligated, however, only apply to Jews.

For example, Jews are not allowed to lend to one another with interest. Non-Jews are not commanded regarding interest. Therefore, Jews may lend to non-Jews with interest, non-Jews may lend to Jews with interest, and non-Jews may lend to one another with interest. This is simple reciprocity that keeps everyone on a level playing field. (Do you see where this is going?)

So, Jews are required to return lost objects to one another; non-Jews are not so commanded. The result is that Jews need not return lost objects to non-Jews, non-Jews need not return lost objects to Jews, and non-Jews need not return lost objects to one another. Among themselves, Jews are held to a higher standard, but in relations between Jews and non-Jews, everyone has a level playing field.

An example of an outright lie is the claim that Jews are allowed to violate (but not marry) non-Jewish girls. This quote is attributed to “Gad Shas.” What is “Gad Shas”? I don’t have such a book in my library. I assure you that your rabbi doesn’t have such a book in his library, nor will you find it in your local Jewish book store, because it doesn’t exist.

“Gad” is one of the twelve Tribes of Israel and “Shas” is an acronym referring to the Talmud as a whole; combined, the phrase equals gibberish. So, either the entire quote is fabricated or these antisemites are such great Talmudic scholars that they have access to works that no rabbi has ever heard of. (Hint: it’s the former.)

So how can we refute such things online? Not easily because haters don’t care about the truth.

People correct such things online all the time and the comment sections invariably devolve into “Nuh uh!” “Nuh huh!” Those who hate Jews and/or Israel will accuse us of lying and disinterested spectators will be left bewildered as to who is telling the truth.

I think the best we can do is to clarify matters for other Jews who are unfamiliar with the material and who may be confused when they read such outlandish claims online.

Nevertheless, I do think that it’s important that we familiarize ourselves with what sources such as these are really saying, as well as with sources that speak about the universality of mankind. I think most readers on this platform recognize that Judaism values truth, peace, and the brotherhood of mankind.

Our firsthand experiences tell us that quotes such as these are either fabricated or taken out of context. Knowing what Judaism actually preaches and living accordingly is no doubt slower than a social media blast, but it’s ultimately the best way to effect change.

Sincerely,
Rabbi Jack Abramowitz
Educational Correspondent
 
At least you're fair. It's interesting how you paint all of us with the brush that only applies to some of us.
Plenty of people, including Jews, paint Catholics and Christians at large with the same brush that only applies to some.

At the heart of things, I feel like it is a mutual clash of cultures. Generally speaking, Jews love to rules lawyer to the extreme while Christians look more at the spirit of the law than the letter. Jews feel 'safer' in diverse non monolithic cultures because the multitudes of others shields them from ire. Jews have a disproportionate amount of control in media and government. Jews also enjoy a special status of muh shoah, and frequently shield bad behavior by citing it and antisemitism. I do not care if Israel wins or loses. I do not care if Palestine wins or loses. I care about the unending stream of illegal migrants coming to my shore, all encouraged by Jews, enabled by Jews, who say that white Europeans have no culture and deserve no homelands, and deserve to be destroyed. I am tired of watching money go overseas. I don't care that this money ends up boosting the bottom lines of Lockheed martin and boeing. I would rather that money be spent here building roads, rails, parks, hospitals etc.
If Israel's destiny is to be the hedgemon of the Middle East, God speed. But do it without our money and lives. Do it without also decrying how whites are evil and that Jews are the most oppressed, special victims in history.
 
You Jewish bro? I only talk about dicks when it's relevant to the conversation.
You know, that brings up something I’ve been wondering. You’ve been doing a lot of quibbling and arguing about minute details. That fits one of the stereotypes. Are we sure you don’t have any Jewish blood in you?
 
Even the Muslims stopped doing it like that, although that's probably because their religion isn't autistic rules lawyered rituals and they care more about that you're circumcised and not how it's done specifically. Orthodox Jews even insist on a second circumcision if you convert and are already circumcised.
Christianity has fun rules lawyering at least. "We can't eat meat during lent? Beavers aren't meat, they live in water and have scaly tails, so they're fish and thus it's fine".
But Christians also believe in a God that is reasonably chill and doesn't hate them. According to them the Christian God would just be like "Eh, beaver goes well with your beer, whatever. Just genuinely repent your sins and invite Jesus in your heart, my nigga".
New Testament God is a This Guy, Old Testament God is a That Guy.
 
Actions matter more than mere thoughts and you express your belief in God by precisely learning and defining his moral law. Mere belief is not enough, you must follow through with action
The idea that you cannot have faith without deeds is fairly prominent in Christian thought. Deeds alone will not redeem you, but you are also called to do good deeds as a demonstration of your faith.
 
I like how we just skipped over the bit about openly being friends with the guy who let an old man suck his infant son's bleeding penis, pipette or not. It's the same legalistic bullshit as always - "No, I didn't suck the baby dick! I simply sucked air through a pipette I placed on a bleeding baby dick! that's totally legally distinct!"
 
I like how we just skipped over the bit about openly being friends with the guy who let an old man suck his infant son's bleeding penis, pipette or not. It's the same legalistic bullshit as always - "No, I didn't suck the baby dick! I simply sucked air through a pipette I placed on a bleeding baby dick! that's totally legally distinct
Are you telling me that it's actually gay even if the balls don't touch or I say no homo?
 
He's right, no amount of jewish argumentation can do away with how disgusting it is.
Yes, the genius @Bonesjones and his autism is that in drilling down on jewish baby dick sucking he forces us to confront the otherness of jews— they might as well be from another planet with all the abhorrent, inhuman bullshit they’re on. A push to get it illegalized would result in a DEATH CON 3 kvetch-cluster event with a high intensity Streisand effect and spark off nooooooticing.
 
At least you're fair. It's interesting how you paint all of us with the brush that only applies to some of us. Nuance is hard.
Some of you? I used to be pro-Israel until I actually met Jews living in Israel. The company I work for has an office there and I had the intense displeasure to work with some of your kin - and that made me realize that, good Lord, literally every negative stereotype about you applies to literally all of you at once. It's incredible how fucking vile you people are - from Netanyahu, to the obese kike coworker who turned my incredibly normelib coworker who just wanted to grill nearly into a goosestepping Nazi with his antics, to your pulpiling ass. Yeah, I guess it's possible that there's a normal, reasonable, actually intelligent, not-smelly Jew out there somewhere, probably hiding in a cave so you don't butcher him, but does that really count?

I'm not even religious but Christ is King. Begone, demon.
 
Just when I was getting tired of @Bonesjones bringing up dicks, thinking "man, this dude never lets up, like calm the fuck down bro" @Catch The Rainbow straight up admits to it being real and somewhat prevalent, as well as something the jews are willing to fight FOR as opposed to AGAINST happening to their babies.

@Catch The Rainbow serious question. Do you not see what everyone else sees? Even if circumcision is done in an hospital under the most sterile of conditions, are you not repulsed by a rabbi bringing his mouth near your baby's genitals?

Also, I don't think you're trying to come off as someone who thinks you are "better" than the non-jewish kiwis, but you cannot explain your religion in a way that makes it not seem that way. The more you explain, the more detail and context you try to provide, only seems to enforce the negative stereotypes. I appreciate you trying to educate us and I've certainly learned more than I knew before this thread, but the main takeaway is not good. Like the more I learn, the more I feel like you really don't like us.
 
somewhat prevalent
The specific example of metizah b'peh with mouth on penis contact is almost never done. I never denied it being real. The most common thing is the glass tube and there's no contact.

well as something the jews are willing to fight FOR as opposed to AGAINST happening to their babies.
Jews are willing to fight for circumcision as it's essential. The mouth on penis thing is not essential and it went from being universal in early times to barely practiced now as we gain more of an understanding of hygiene. This change comes from centuries of people advocating against the oral to penis method.

are you not repulsed by a rabbi bringing his mouth near your baby's genitals?
When it's several inches away and no skin to skin contact, it's no problem. Diseases cannot be transmitted from that distance, the glass tube with packed gauze is there to prevent any fluid to fluid contact, and I know it's not a sexual thing. For me, it's like accusing pediatric urologists and gynos as pedophiles because their entire job centers around the genitals of children.

The more you explain, the more detail and context you try to provide, only seems to enforce the negative stereotypes. I appreciate you trying to educate us and I've certainly learned more than I knew before this thread, but the main takeaway is not good. Like the more I learn, the more I feel like you really don't like us.
If I didn't like nonJews I wouldn't bother to attempt to explain and would just dismiss it with some supremacist bullshit then circlejerk with idiots about how anti semitic the whole world is. Everyone has inherent value and a potential place in the world to come regardless of if they're Jewish or not, otherwise there would be no point in the concept of the Noahide Laws or the Righteous Gentile.

The Torah says man is created in the Image of God, not Jews are created in the image of God.



What's with the giving sins to chickens and killing them
Google the chabad answer, it's a better one than I can give.
 
as we gain more of an understanding of hygiene
Hygiene is a secondary issue here, @Bonesjones has made the main problem perfectly clear.
This change comes from centuries of people advocating against the oral to penis method.
But, they still really need to involve their mouths for some reason.
For me, it's like accusing pediatric urologists and gynos as pedophiles because their entire job centers around the genitals of children.
How many pediatric doctors use their mouths when treating patients?
 
I appreciate you taking the time to explain your points. But honestly, every time you go into detail about something, it makes it worse in my eyes. This bit for example
When we "outjew God" as in the Snake Oven, we show our love towards the Torah he gave us while also reminding God that he gave us the Torah in a contract and God cannot break the contract by directly interfering. He can make his wishes known through prophets and prophecy but we need to choose to follow God by listening to them. In summary God agreed to (and arguably forced the Jews into) this contract, he cannot change it just because he wants to just like we cannot change it just because we want to. This tradition of challenging God and holding him accountable dates back to Abraham telling God that he will not accept the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah because there must be some good people left*. Jacob does the same, he wrestles the angel of God and earns the name Israel (Wrestles with God). When the Jews created the Golden Calf to pray to and God decided to destroy the Jews to create a new nation from Moses, Moses defends the Jews and defies God, telling him that it would make him look bad.
I "get" what you imply by showing your love for god. But the only way I can interpret this is that the Yahweh is a very fallible entity, basically, like if a toddler had an ant farm, for the ants the toddler is a god, but if the ants suddenly could have diplomats and communicate with the toddler, odds are they could fuck with it quite a bit and get away with a lot of shit since it always goes back to "we do not care about the spirit of things, we care about the specifics of it". To put it simply, a Christian is expected to feel bad if he steals for any reason, it may be justified, but he should still feel wrong about it, a Jew, as long as it falls into one of it's 257 exception clauses it's fine and dandy and everything is fantastic. That's how I arrive to "Jews have no morality", because said morality can be fluctuated due to pure nitpicking. Yes, it makes your kin great lawyers, but lawyers up are up there with some of the most soulless people out there. That also brings me that maybe you are chill with the goyim and don't see them as cattle, but a lot of the powerful jews don't seem to share that sentiment, so I certainly would file "what is a goyim and how they should be treated" as something that is definitely contentious and on the table in your cult.

Finally, you mention the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah as well as the adoration of the golden Calf
God concedes to Abraham. ("And the LORD said, If I find in Sodom fifty righteous within the city, then I will spare all the place for their sakes.") From there Abraham bargains God down, step by step, until he gets the number lowered to ten. ("And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.") God remains willing to kill nine of the righteous along with everyone else.

The next chapter tells the story of Lot, where "the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven." Abraham watches from the place he argued with God. Nothing more said about distinguishing the righteous from the wicked, with one exception. While destroying the two cities, God's discussion with Abraham comes back to him, causing him to allow Lot's escape. "God remembered Abraham, and sent Lot out of the midst of the overthrow."
Seems to me like Yahweh is very keen on nucking you fuckers asses quite regularly and I'm not so sure reading the stories I get a "oh, you playful scamps" out of you guys constantly outjewing him. Unless I understand wrong Abraham got to negotiate to just needing to have 10 people that are righteous and he still nuked Sodom and Gomorrah, which speaks volumes. Basically, going back to the kid metaphor with the ant farm, seems to me like the toddler will humor the ants till he gets tired of their bullshit and will just pour a kettle full of boiling water when it's had enough of it.

In summary, thanks for attempting to make me understand, but I swear it becomes more alien the more stories you tell. I do find them fascinating as all hell though but I still honestly think that if the sandniggers and the kikes destroyed each other, the world would improve by multiple degrees.
 
Google the chabad answer, it's a better one than I can give.
Sure, I assume this is reliable:

What Is Kaparot?
Kaparot consists of passing a chicken over one’s head three times while reciting the appropriate text. The chicken is then slaughtered.
We ask of G‑d that if we were destined to be the recipients of harsh decrees in the new year, may they be transferred to this chicken.
So, have you done this? You broke sabbath, to post here no less. Have you done the chicken thing.

How Many Chickens?
If this is cost prohibitive, one fowl can be used for several individuals.
Not beating the stereotypes lol

How to Do Kaparot
Even the smallest of children are traditionally brought to kaparot, and one of the parents passes the chicken over the child's head, while saying, “This is your exchange, this is your substitute, this is your expiation…”
You guys make kids participate?
 
Always funny to me how strictly defining the laws and what's allowed is considered a bad thing
The fact that you even think you need to "strictly define" the Ten Commandments says so much.

"Do Not Commit Murder"

"Oh, Lord, what do You really mean by that? I'd better ask this lesbian Rabbi."

but a vague "be nice to each other and do what you think is right" is considered a good thing
You actually think this is what the New Testament says? If so, you've never read it.
 
So, have you done this? You broke sabbath, to post here no less. Have you done the chicken thing.
I do it with money which is an acceptable alternative.

Unless I understand wrong Abraham got to negotiate to just needing to have 10 people that are righteous and he still nuked Sodom and Gomorrah, which speaks volumes.
If there were 10 righteous people Abraham would have succeeded and God would have relented. This is shown by the other example cited.

a Jew, as long as it falls into one of it's 257 exception clauses it's fine and dandy and everything is fantastic. That's how I arrive to "Jews have no morality", because said morality can be fluctuated due to pure nitpicking
The nitpicking exists only within the framework of the 613 commandments though. If what you said was true, all Jews would be Frankists and McDonald's would regularly have Haredi Jews in it.

For example, let's use the nitpicking around stealing.

Christians see the commandment that says Do Not Steal and go ok I won't steal. There's nothing more.

Jews see the commandment do not steal and then the two commandments not to steal in the portion of kedoshim. The Torah doesn't waste words so why repeat it 3 times?

Stealing is defined as taking someone else's property without his consent

The commandment in the 10 commandments not to steal refers to kidnapping

The first commandment not to steal in kedoshim refers to stealing in private when no one is around. This is the worse sin because it shows a lack of fear of God and that the sinner only concerns himself with the opinions of people.

The second commandment is not to steal in public.

The Torah also is clear that cheating people is stealing.

It's ironic that you framed Judaism as more fine with stealing due to nitpicking when Judaism is far harsher due to the nitpicking. The Christian do not steal relies on the individual morality of the person which is fallible. People justify their own actions.

For example, under a simple do not steal, people can justify stealing an object if they will bring it back later. The Talmud rejects this and says no, any violation of someone else's property rights is stealing even if it's for a good cause. For example, if you steal someone's old wallet, transfer everything in the wallet to a new one, and give the new wallet back to the person as a gift, you still are a thief because you deprived the person of his property. Even though you did it to benefit the person, it's still wrong.

https://halachipedia.com/index.php?title=Being_Careful_With_Other_People's_Money has a good summary showing how deep it goes. Jewish law is far stricter to the point where slacking off at work can be considered stealing.

If it was so easy to lawyer it away, there would have been an argument to do so.

The fact that you even think you need to "strictly define" the Ten Commandments says so much.

"Do Not Commit Murder"

"Oh, Lord, what do You really mean by that? I'd better ask this lesbian Rabbi."
The Torah says you shouldn't murder. The Torah also says that the family of anyone who is killed, even mistakenly in an act of manslaughter, has the right to kill the person who killed him. The only recourse the killer has is to run to one of 39 Levite cities of refuge and stay there until his case is judged or the high priest dies. Why is the family permitted to murder this person when it clearly stated do not murder?

A homeless person looks sickly and asks you for your soda. You refuse to give it to him. Later on his body is found and it's determined that he had diabetes and went into an episode due to low blood sugar. Are you a murderer because your refusal to give him the soda led to his death?

The simple Do Nots are not sufficient for complex moral situations like this.
 
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