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Where do you spend most of your time on Kiwi Farms?


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I think most came here for a single topic and branch out. I like to advance search twitter with keyword 'kiwifarms' and if their spergyness is funny enough; I plug them into the search here. The 'Take that off the internet' thread is great to find new people to laugh at.

I use the sidebar if the story seems interesting and I like that Null will post front page headers to big topics/events that I don't follow too. Other than that, I just stick to the main topics that interest me.
 
My primary purpose here is to farm KittyStyle - an obscure cow for patrician taste, but I am too lazy to update it regularly - haven't neglected archiving stuff, though - I am diligently saving all their video material, and should I run out of disk space, I'll get more HDD as a priority. During my lazy periods and slow times at work I keep an eye on Internet Famous, more specifically IBS crowd mixed in with some shit insightful posts in A&H.
 
The advent of the Internet has burned me out on culture & media, what with the sheer availability of everything and the concordant paralysis of choice.

Cultural commentary, however, fascinates me. Take a shit movie, watch it with some Kiwis, guaranteed good time. Same goes for shitposting, this is all cultural commentary in its most immediate and prescient form. The human element that we add is what makes it special. Getting together to laugh at things.
 
First, I check my cows every day.
Then, I glance through the forums they reside in and check supplementary cows.
Next, I check what Nool has put on top of the board.
I glance through Proving Grounds to see what’s up and coming.
As I scroll through, I might see a thread (like this) that catches my eye, but I don’t read the off-topic boards regularly, don’t have many private conversations, don’t care about current events, etc.
I don’t like the furries and others of their ilk, so I stay away from that section.

lather, rinse, repeat.
 
On my phone, where I post screenshots that look way too fucking big on desktop. Occasionally I do browse on the family eMac but it pisses off my dad when he realizes I’m not doing geometry homework. Oh shit he’s coming over here I can’t take it anymore come get me my address is 13
 
I check the YouTube autism thread at least once a day. The small timers that are exceptional and odd entertain me to no avail, and I got a load of them I could post on there. I'm just unsure if there's a spam limit to one board. Otherwise I just check out whats on the "new" tabs. Rarely do I ever open a specific cows thread because they are just so damn long and I don't have enough toilet time to read enough to get caught up adequately.
 
I start off with the 'general' subsection in each section, and also the Articles & Happenings, and Deep Thoughts. Other than that I'll check out individuals if I see anything interesting referenced in the general section posts and threads, or anywhere else on the net.
 
I click 'new post.' The Leader of the White Race and his degenerate federates and allies is a particularly interest. I cannot read about COVID now. F these bastards who took everything.
 
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Not one for lolcows. I check out A&H and the related forums, see what's going on. Look at ratings/comments made on my posts, see if anything merits further discussion.
 
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I like reading about cows that fall under the category of "harmless internet doofus" - Jack Scalfani, Lowtax, DSP and the like. But a lot of the time I'm in A&N and increasingly Q&A, because it's fun to take some satire out on real life too. Hard to squeeze blood out of that stone, though, nowadays.
 
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