How do you build a gaydar?

You take one of these, remove the seat and handle, place a fag on top (insert in butt).
Place the gaydar in a gaybar, and I'm sure fags will flock around him.

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You're going to need some pieces of sheet metal to build the box, aluminum or steel works. a small LCD screen, some kind of microcontroller board, wires, a soldering iron, the most important part though is the homo sensing antenna. They're hard to find. They need to be made of a special gay sensing alloy. If you do some searching for gay sensing alloy you should find it.

After that it's a simple matter of building your gaydar box, wiring the LCD and the gay sensing antenna to your microcontroller then a bit of programming to get the results.

It's an easy project. It can be put together in a couple hours once you've got the parts.
 
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