How do you choose what to watch?

[Trollblade69]

I scream at /co/ to give me something that scratches the same itch as Star Vs.

 

[Granada Granola]

I never tell glowniggers about what I watch online anymore. They always find a way to flood the fanbase with NPC's and faggotry shortly after.

 

[Farsided]

I'll give whatever a try but if that whatever's story grinds to a halt to make time for the writer's lecture on the Topic of the Day™ he/she/it feels strongly about ?
Discarded on the spot.

One example of that that I recently watch is Love Death & Robots season 3.
There's one episode out of the 9 that I would recommend : E2 : Bad Travelling, it was all around enjoyable. E3 & E9 were visually interesting
All the other ones you can skip IMO. It's either lectures, porn, gore porn and/or meaningless actions because the concept art were cool AF bro.

I doesn't work as 'shock value', if I wanted to see weird shit or people fucking, it's the internet, no shortage of that.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

I go by the rule of three. If it:

1. Is a traditional TV Show (Not including miniseries)
2. That premiered after 2012-2013
3. That premiered on a streaming service

then it will be shit. If it even has two of them it will overwhelmingly be likely to be shit, but if it's all three it's guaranteed. Bonus shit points if it premiered on Apple TV or if it's an adaptation of preexisting media that features an established character being changed from white to black.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I see what's new and popular and has good ratings, I watch the first few episodes to see if it hooks me in, and if it does I keep watching. Of course I also take genre and premise into account.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

If Im having a hard time deciding what to watch i just use Picker Wheel with a bunch of shit in my backlog. The cool part is it lets you save and edit your wheel so its easy to keep track of. it has made shit so much easier and has prevented me from getting decision fatigue.
Come brother, step into the light of the wheel.

 

[Pagan Min]

I look at what's scheduled to be on, then let the voices in my head debate which of the choices is the best...

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

By deciding what can influence my next personality.
Duh.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

If the cover art looks cool

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

If it has Awkwafina in it, I don't watch

 

[ChampFantana]

I usually go by Mood==>Genre==>Actors.

Recently, I've been going through Andy Sidaris' work on Tubi. Gotta love those goofy-ass movies that are just chock full of amazing eye candy.