How do you cope with being sad

[SP 199]

Gut people like a salmon

 

[Curt Sibling]

Gut people like a salmon

Are they the proverbial salmon, or the OP?

 

[DangerousGas]

Have you tried crawling in your skin?

No - those wounds, they never healed.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

You are sad because your enemies live.

Destroy your enemies!

True fact.

 

[Piss Clam]

Go outside. The Sun awaits you.

Also, take a shower first so you can save us.

 

[shibbolethal]

if you're sad a lot, i suggest taking a break from the internet. i know people say it a lot, but there's a lot of really negative stuff that you're exposed to on a regular basis without realizing it. not using the internet for a couple of days and keeping to a good schedule can really help you feel better!

it might not work right away, and it can be tempting to just use forums or watch videos to try and ignore feeling sad, but in the long run it's really helpful.

 

[WEEDle]

No - those wounds, they never healed.

Fear is how I fallllllllllllllll
Confusing what is reooooooooooooooouuuuuaaaaaalllll

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Doritos, toots, torturing animals, self-inflicted concussions.

 

[SP 199]

Are they the proverbial salmon, or the OP?

Yes

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

store brand pm painkillers

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Just double the meds, son. Double the meds.

 

[BurningPewter]

Take a deep breath. Imagine a little hot match starting in your belly. As you breathe in it rises through the heart and up to the head. As you breathe out it falls back down, through the heart and settles in the belly again. Be aware of your body and feel yourself, the weight on your feet. Breath feeling energy moving up and down your whole body, arms, legs, torso. Sit down and write a little list of whats missing in your life and what you need. Make a little plan to make something better.

 

[MrTroll]

Harass and demean random women on twitter. Always perks me up.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Every time I'm sad I just beat my wife until I feel better, or until she's slumped over and not screaming. But then I need a new wife. And a shovel.

 

[Holdek]

Have a mass debate session and a good cry

Spoiler

, at the same time

.

 

[polonium]

Whenever I'm sad I kill myself, and it cheers me right up. You should try it!

 

[NailsOnAChalkboard]

I take a nice long nap. It helps me stop thinking about whatever is going wrong long enough for me start getting over it

 

[DatBepisTho]

I remind myself that somewhere, somewhere there is a tiny cat eating tiny pancakes.

Spoiler: Scarf those pancakes down

OP informs us they were not chocolate but the tiny cat did indeed eat them.

 

[Raziel]

I think of effective of killing off people and sometimes myself.

 

[MrLooks]

I spam internet forums with woes, problems, intense self-deprecation and so on. I may also spam one particularly close friend on WhatsApp.

Then eventually I feel good again.