How do you create a master race of mice?

[Spiny Rumples]

I am not a dictator, sadly. Going for a budget build.

How can I perform eugenics on a population of mice to make them better than usual mice?

 

[XD2910342]

To enhance specific traits in mice, scientists use methods like selective breeding (choosing individuals with desired traits and breeding them over generations), genetic engineering (using tools like CRISPR-Cas9 to edit genes directly), and transgenics (introducing beneficial genes from other species). Other approaches include epigenetic regulation (modifying gene expression through environmental factors or chemicals) and hybrid vigor (crossbreeding genetically distinct populations to boost traits through increased diversity).

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

You take 20 mice. Let them reproduce wildly in mousetopia. Insert cat, amd have it eat 80% of each generation. Use the lefterovers in another mousetopia. Then the mice will learn to teleport.

 

[AbyssGazer]

To enhance specific traits in mice, scientists use methods like selective breeding (choosing individuals with desired traits and breeding them over generations), genetic engineering (using tools like CRISPR-Cas9 to edit genes directly), and transgenics (introducing beneficial genes from other species). Other approaches include epigenetic regulation (modifying gene expression through environmental factors or chemicals) and hybrid vigor (crossbreeding genetically distinct populations to boost traits through increased diversity).

Thanks ChatGPT.

The correct answer, OP, is to inseminate them with your own aryan seed. If you are a nigger and still do this, God help us.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Who said they already aren't in charge?

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Okay now how do I know when they're optimal?
Do I want them to be bigger, smarter, better at some task? Happy? More mousy or more human?
I don't know much about mice except they are dirt cheap.

 

[MrTroll]

You take white mice and draw little swastikas and SS bolts on them with a sharpie.

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

they are perfect just the way they are with their wiggly little noses and fluffy fur and big ol' eyes looking for tasty snacks.

 

[Rozzy]

You take white mice and draw little swastikas and SS bolts on them with a sharpie.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Have the DNA of @Asterism and @the rat

 

[MrTroll]

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That is clearly not a mouse, it is a man in a mouse costume. Please take more care before posting silly stuff like this in a serious thread. Thank you.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Okay now how do I know when they're optimal?

When they begin staring you down with murderous intent. You'll know you have gone too far.

 

[the rat]

So first off you find yourself a sewer rat.

 

[Oeselian Chad]

you kill all non whites and weaker and cowardly ones and reward the brave and adventurous whites, obviously

 

[Saint Agustin]

You have a year and 100 mice? If so then start with 100, let them reproduce until 300.

Then famine.

Then introduce external forces (lights, shakes, insects)

That's basically the blueprint if you want your mouse society to be strong and resilient.

 

[Calandrino]

Step 1: be cursed by hubris, because the mice will inevitably become superintelligent and turn against their creator. You will be all like, "nooo I am your master, you must obey me" as they drop an anvil on your head or something.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Step 1: be cursed by hubris, because the mice will inevitably become superintelligent and turn against their creator. You will be all like, "nooo I am your master, you must obey me" as they drop an anvil on your head or something.

That sounds like a good way to go out.

 

[Dysnomia]

Read Flowers For Algernon.

 

[FedraGlow]

Budget-Friendly Strategies

• Community Resources: If possible, collaborate with local universities or research facilities that might provide access to equipment or expertise for genetic testing or breeding advice.
• DIY Phenotypic Testing: Instead of expensive genetic tests, focus on observable traits. Use simple mazes, puzzles, or observational tests for behavior and health checks for physical traits.
• Networking: Join forums or groups focused on mouse breeding or genetics. You can learn from others' experiences and perhaps share resources or methods.
• Open Source or Free Software: Use free software for tracking genetics and phenotypes. There are several tools and databases online that can help manage breeding programs.

 

[Coldgrip]

By making them slow and stupid.