How do you deal with phone scammers?

[mister meaner]

Trolling streetshitters is fun. Do you do it? If I have the time I just play dumb (which is easy for me) and try keep the call going as long as possible until they give up. The longer you keep them on the phone, the more their family starves as punishment.

 

[King Fructose]

I tell them I don't use Microsoft "Vindows" and that they need to learn to pronounce their W's correctly.