How do you fart out of your dick? - Tryna win a bet

[Quantum Diabetes]

Well?

 

[RW 1995]

suck air in the pee hole then squeeze it back out

 

[Ramborambo]

doesn't already know

ngmi

 

[Screed]

Your dick has to suck the fart out of someone's ass first. Fun fact, this is why gay men have sex.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

pump air into your urethra and do penile inflation. If you have a foreskin you can stretch it to make funny noises like you do with a balloon.

 

[Sasha]

? Just push, like when you want to fart, but keep your anal sphincters really tight. Just like nature, air finds a way.

 

[Exuvia]

You'll need a rectovesical fistula to be able to do it for real. It's rather straightforward to make one yourself with some common cooking tools:

Let me know how the bet goes!

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

Just don't have a small penis like our friend Ralph

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Years of meditation and armpit fart noises.

 

[3MMA]

Well, to fart out of your dick, you’d need to first get your dick turned inside out. (Otherwise known as an “am hole” or “neo-vagina” surgery.) Then it’s simple: dilate, then qweef.

 

[Crunchy Oats]

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

suck air in the pee hole then squeeze it back out

You forgot that you need to pinch and stretch it a bit