How do you get mad at someone without becoming a lolcow?

[Malagor the dank omen]

If it's at people on the internet, what's the fucking point? You risk on getting on the same level of Moviebob or Dobson if you get vocally mad on the internet. Remember: first calm and then rationalize your anger. Better to be angry later in a manageable manner than making a fool of yourself on the internet.

In real life, just try to express it in a healthy manner. Getting mad at someone at random will make you appear like a huge douche, but you can always show your best face in your hardest moments.

 

[Harnessed Carcass]

Not all heroes wear capes.
It must be nice not having to work because mom and dad support you financially.

To be fair, I might be just as retarded if I never had to become an adult and provide for myself and others, I'd just never protest like that :'D

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

Count to ten (slowly).

If your passions have dissipated, it wasn't something worth getting angry over.

 

[Clipper]

It depends on what you're getting angry at. If its some insignificant shit, then you'll just make a buffoon of yourself on the internet. So the majority of the time you'll just make a fool of yourself because there's hardly anything that matters on the internet.

 

[MrDegeneratman]

You don't, nigga. :')

 

[Alpacawitz]

Laugh and call them a fag. Life's too short to give these kind of people the luxury of your time so don't worry about it.

 

[The best and greatest]

Murder their kids and pets. That's NEVER a laughing matter.
You might end up becoming a horrorcow though.

 

[Freya]

the only thing that makes me mad about lolcows is that most of them are on welfare