How do you hide the bulge in a Spiderman suit?

[Soncino]

I bought a tight spiderman outfit and my crotch area is bulging. How do I minimize the bulge?

 

[Mac Monster]

Make sure it's really cold outside while you're wearing it.

 

[SphinxItOver]

Don't become boner Robin get yourself a dancer belt.
Be sure to get a padded one and not some knock off. Some places even sell ones with extra padding to make the bulge larger David Bowie style.

 

[dick brain]

Own it.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Why hide it? Everyone will be looking at your dick. Be happy with that.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Cut your dick off troon style

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Shave your cunt

 

[Jason Wynn]

Ditch the Spider-Man suit and go as Jareth from Labyrinth. If you want people to stare at your crotch bulge, at least pay homage to the man who did it best.