How do you make a salad?

[Gorgar]

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[Testacles Maximus]

Get a hamburger and take away all the good parts.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Ok, ok, ok... I don't like salad, but I like one salad.

Baby spinach leaf, red onion rings, and sliced strawberries.

Dressed with a (raspberry) poppyseed vinaigrette.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Get a hamburger and take away all the good parts.

 

[Grub]

Throw some green shit in a bowl then make an epic salad dressing and put q bunch of cheese on top and maybe some tendies to disguise the flavor of all the green shit.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Yeah that’s the stuff.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Throw in bacon and grated cheese and crouton and lots of ranch dressing (it's not too different from mayonnaise) and then put in some grass clippings and some gross soggy tomato

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

well, cut up vegetables, optionally meats or cheeses. Mix some oil, vinnegar, mustard, salt, pepper, suggar and pour over the chopped goods. I think this is the most general kind of recipe for a salad with a vinaigrette kind of dressing.

 

[soft breathing]

What kind of salad?
Green leaf salad?
Potato?
Carrot?
Rice?
Pasta?

There's so many, man, I don't even know where to start.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

steal a rabbits dinner

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

Go to subway and ask for a sandwich without the bread.