How do you make cereal?

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

I need help

 

[Medical Hawaii]

wat kind of cereal do u want

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You pour milk in then the cereal.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Make it what?

 

[StreetGangsta]

Cereal first, then milk.

 

[someonenew]

Cereal first, milk second and then the bowl

 

[Jason Wynn]

I don’t. I do the stereotypical middle aged bachelor thing and just eat it straight from the box

 

[Farsided]

You need a "few" square foot of arable land, then some seed.
Wait a few month then harvest.
Then you're good to go.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

first you take out a bowl, then you select your cereal, then you pour an amount that reaches about two thirds of the bowl, then you add things like fruit or nuts as your preference dictates, then you should pour the milk in, some people like total saturation of the cereal with milk, some like only filling a third of the bowl with milk so that they have more control over the consistency, the amount of milk you use can depend on the type of cereal you are using, if you are eating cocoa pebbles or cocoa puffs, you may want a lot of milk for the chocolate milk, if you have something that dissolves quickly like frosted shredded wheat, you might want less milk

 

[mannic]

cereal and then pour orange juice for the maximum sweetness

 

[Chainsaw Man]

with grains, such as wheat, oats, rice or corn.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

1. Grab a mixing bowl
2. Fill bowl slightly over halfway with Captn Crunch
   1. Keep some headspace to allow for crumbs and other detritus to fall back into the bowl when consuming.
3. Slowly pour milk into the bowl.
4. When the Crunch starts rising for about 1 second, stop and put milk on counter.
   1. Slowly adding milk will prevent the addition of too much milk which will (1) make the cereal soggy and (2) prevent the consumer from filling up on milk before getting Crunchitized
5. Mix.
6. Consume greedily while watching SpongeBob, CatDog, MATI, etc.
7. When there is no more Captn Crunch, refill bowl.
8. Repeat steps 3-7 until box is empty.
9. Guzzle the milk.
10. Forget about the remainder of milk on the counter, who cares anyway? (it's pasteurized and mom'll buy more).

I hope this helps.

Also this thread is from like 2020, how far are you dweebs going back to necro?

 

[DankSmoker]

then you add things like fruit or nuts as your preference dictates

Stopped reading right here because this is really gay and pretentious. You're treating cereal like oatmeal?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Slowly adding milk will prevent the addition of too much milk which will (1) make the cereal soggy

It's unpossible to make Cap'n Crunch soggy because it has "Crunch Power" that locks taste in and keeps sog out.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Stopped reading right here because this is really gay and pretentious. You're treating cereal like oatmeal?

you dont slice up bananas into your cereal? missing out

also, oats are a cereal

 

[DankSmoker]

you dont slice up bananas into your cereal? missing out

also, oats are a cereal

Cereal is something for when you have to get out the door (or are so inebriated that it's the best option in the middle of the night), oatmeal takes a bit of time, and frankly if I've got time its eggs and bacon, maybe even a fuckin pancake. I dont even keep bananas around because those motherfuckers are getting turned into banana bread you son of a bitch. I'm so goddamned angry right now about you putting stuff in your cereal.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

strawberries are a good option too, i dont like to eat the same thing every day

 

[DankSmoker]

strawberries are a good option too, i dont like to eat the same thing every day

Strawberries are only for attractive women to eat seductively, there is no place for that porn sick item in my honey bunches of oats.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

but dont honey bunches of oats have nuts in them

 

[DankSmoker]

but dont honey bunches of oats have nuts in them

Some version, but it's not like you have to split the almonds by hand. I don't think you get the point that cereal is supposed to be convenient.