How do you prevent your new vagina from farting?

[Bob's Vagene]

Every time I move too quickly my new pussy farts. My whole room smells like violent diarrhea. What should I do about this?

 

[Retink]

What should I do about this?

Select a brand of rope that won't let you down?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

They make that fix-a-flat stuff that's basically like a goop you put in your tires that naturally fills in any leaks, would that maybe help?

 

[Postal_Rat]

Your average wine cork will see you in good stead just insert the cork during the day and take it out when your alone at night

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

try a 12 gauge tampon of buckshot

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I don't.

 

[BigDongWarrior]

There's no hope for fixing it. Just find someone who is into it, and you'll give them a great time.

 

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[Gravityqueen4life]

VAGINAS FARTS!?

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I don't know sir, this is an Applebee's. Please put that thing away, you're bothering the other customers.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's a feature, not a bug.

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

An hero yourself

 

[Vingle]

Flextape on that shit.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Stuff it with a cucumber. At the end of the day, you’ll have a pickle.

 

[deepFriedBaka]

Flex tape

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Take a shit in it

 

[Catman from cat town]

Put an aspirin between your legs and never open them.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Put that fartpussy to work:

 

[Gimmick Account]

speed holes