How do you think Chris Chan’s life would differ if the internet was not invented?

[mister meaner]

Serious answers encouraged but not required. Do you think it’d still transition? How much lesser do you think it’s fame would be? Do you think it’d be happier or mentally / physically healthier? Do you think it’d get a job? I think this concept is fascinating.

 

[Least Concern]

"They?" Chris is a "they" now?

He wouldn't have trooned out. He wouldn't have been exposed to the concept.

Maybe he'd be trying to sell Sonichu comics from the classified ads in the back pages of newsletters. His trolls would only be calling and mailing him, and exchanging photocopies of the mail and dubs of tapes of the calls amongst themselves. So that part of it would probably be much the same, but in slow motion.

 

[mister meaner]

"They?" Chris is a "they" now?

I was using vague pronouns as to not get this type of reaction. Worry not, I’ll change them to something we can all agree on.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

He'd just be that awkward guy local people remember playing the Pokemon card game at a bookstore in Virginia 15-ish years ago.

 

[Ita Mori]

I’ll change them to something we can all agree on.

He's a dude.

Ontopic: Chris would be an irrelevant retard hick consoomer. The only difference would be he'd stay a republican boy and his rectum spared of a lot of objects shoved inside it.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Someone else once said he'd be the local oddity. Like a "village idiot".

I think CWC would still be in a better position. No "dimensional merge" (no Idea Guys or Teen Troon Squad), no "tomgirl" (no identity politics from the internet), no making girls feel very uncomfortable over Twitter (no "darling"), maybe no "brony" (Friendship is Magic was a thing with guys because of the internet), no w-e-e-n-s, no pizza trolling, no Kengle influence, no Sockness influence, no Waterman influence, and he'd have to find another way to ruin his friendship with Megan (no infamous drawing uploaded to ED). And of course, no delusions of being a "goddess" and pony.

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

He would have clean, unsoiled briefs.

 

[Blue Screen of Death]

Most of the shit that's caused Chris to turn into what we see today was a result of the internet.
Chances are Chris would still be the weird guy that he was found as. Nothing more than some dude drawing comics of his Sonic and Pikachu hybrid that might reach like ten people tops.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

How would all our lives differ if the internet was not invented? I still remember the world before the internet. It was beautiful. But this is our punishment and we must suffer

 

[WINWORLDPEECEE]

He would be doing the same sped shit, only without people cataloging it all.

 

[White Devil]

He probably wouldn't be raping his mother.

 

[lurk_moar]

He would be the Tard of Ruckerville and make the local news for his antics and criminal behavior.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Very similar but Bob would try to set his family up for life by founding a motel for them. His life would still fall apart because he’s a lolcow, especially after Bobs death. Eventually Barb would die but Chris would never report her death, keeping her corpse as long as possible.