How do you want your funeral to proceed?

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Damien Thorne said:
In my case, after I die of old age happily in my sleep, I want to be cremated. Then, at my funeral, I want my ashes spread over the mourners while “It’s Raining Men” is blasting very loudly through speakers.

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Due to me being quite young I want it to be really sad. But I want my coffin to be rigged with hydraulics, so when we are mid-ceremony I bust out the coffin and do some sick dance moves.

While R.I.P plays
 
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I want to die quietly in my sleep like my Grandfather did, but most certainly not like the passengers that were in his car at the time.
 
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I don't want a funeral. Waste of time and money. Just cremate me and scatter my ashes somewhere pretty, either the beach or the mountains where I grew up. I hope my family just skips to the after funeral get together where people eat, drink, and catch up with people they haven't seen for a while.

I also hope somebody logs onto the farms with my account and announces I kicked the bucket so everyone here can call me an autistic faggot or something and have a drink in memory of my hatred of troons.
 
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The funeral can proceed however my surviving family see fit, though I would hope that tree pod burials really start to take off. Anything that reduces our collective carbon footprint, even in death, is a positive thing. That being said, and as cringe as it is, I'm 100% committed to having "finally died from all this faggotry" as the epitaph on my tombstone.
 
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I wamt a natural burial because the Funeral Homes' scammy coffins can go fuck themselves. I really have no other wishes besides that.
 
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