How does Chris deserve to die?

[Dude Snakes]

Are you fucking retarded?

Why are you so mad at an autistic madman like Chris? On top of being mentally ill he had terrible parents how raised him badly. Tbh I feel bad for Chris.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Posting in a spergatory thread.

 

[Dude Snakes]

I would twist his little genital(s) off and force his mom to eat it while he watches lol

You are a sick fuck.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

IDK... he doesn't deserve to actually like suddenly die. He hasn't exactly done anything so outrageous and he probably has more morals than half of the other internet spergs.

Honestly maybe I'm being too kind but i hope he meets a polite autistic girl that can cope with his weirdness - and they have autistic little children that one day can take the helm of his sonichu empire.... Chris Chan JR.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

IDK... he doesn't deserve to actually like suddenly die. He hasn't exactly done anything so outrageous and he probably has more morals than half of the other internet spergs.

Honestly maybe I'm being too kind but i hope he meets a polite autistic girl that can cope with his weirdness - and they have autistic little children that one day can take the helm of his sonichu empire.... Chris Chan JR.

I agree he's harmless and doesn't deserve pain but there is no universe where which could benefit from him breeding. Maybe we should use him as a test rat if he must die

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

I would twist his little genital(s) off and force his mom to eat it while he watches lol

C'mon dude, he isn't that bad. He's just some weirdo with a web browser and a lack of social awareness. I am not looking for trouble but just remember he is actually a human lmao

One thing having a laugh at his expense but wishing him actual pain is a bit harsh.

I agree he's harmless and doesn't deserve pain but there is no universe where which could benefit from him breeding. Maybe we should use him as a test rat if he must die

Yeah i guess... hopefully he could be infertile. it would be a good saga if he got a girl pregnant though... ANY other girls here, do you wanna forfeit your womb for the sake of sonichu?

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

C'mon dude, he isn't that bad. He's just some weirdo with a web browser and a lack of social awareness. I am not looking for trouble but just remember he is actually a human lmao

One thing having a laugh at his expense but wishing him actual pain is a bit harsh.

There are cows who deserve a lot worse than Chris does, to be sure. ( @TamarYaelBatYah for one). IMHO Chris deserves a bunch of frustration at best, and I think he's been given that in spades by the autists of The Farms. a copyright lawsuit at the hands of the Sonic or Pokemon folks would be fitting, I guess.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

You are a sick fuck.

says the edgelord with a children's cartoon doing illegal narcotics as his avatar. what if a child sees that and becomes addicted to drugs and possibly even dies of an overdose or a deadly disease from sharing needles because he thinks that picture looks cool?

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

says the edgelord with a children's cartoon doing illegal narcotics as his avatar. what if a child sees that and becomes addicted to drugs and possibly even dies of an overdose or a deadly disease from sharing needles because he thinks that picture looks cool?

Let's not argue... before we have to make threads about some of our fellow users

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

says the edgelord with a children's cartoon doing illegal narcotics as his avatar. what if a child sees that and becomes addicted to drugs and possibly even dies of an overdose or a deadly disease from sharing needles because he thinks that picture looks cool?

fucking gay. neck yourself

 

[Adam The Ticket Seller]

Botched lobotomy.

 

[Coelacanth]

Hi spergatory!

On topic: I think Chris is more likely to outlive Barb for the most part. Knowing him he won't do anything about the hoard and will most likely stick to his room for the most part. Unless people intervene, I think the most likely outcome is the Chris will die in his room while either "drawing" the latest issue of Sonichu, fapping, or shitting his pants. The last thing he would probably see are the CPU Goddesses taking him to the afterlife, and then finding they were actually there to escort him to hell by Satan for shits and giggles.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

Alone, abandoned by his creations.

 

[byuu]

Peacefully in his sleep after a long life.

 

[Raiken]

The merge happens, he becomes a true goddess and will live forever.
OP properly will cry.

 

[Swiss46]

Deserves? Peacefully, nothing Chris does warrants a painful or abnormal death. How is he going to die? Probably from health complications from his horrendous living conditions/personal hygiene.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

In his sleep while dreaming of Sonichu and zapbuds and Cwcville in its prime.

 

[CockPockets]

Shits himself and does nothing until death

 

[CiaphasCain]

He probably won't escape the coming second house fire.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Somebody woke up angry and hung-over today.