How does Chris feel about not being a virgin any more?

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It was real, Chris was terrible, the prossie has lulz about Chris and the rest of her customers.
 
This is gross to ponder (ugh Chris having sex) but was it about getting laid and losing his hated virginity, or does Chris just really really want to spend time with someone who will treat him kindly (even if they are faking it) who will give him a conversation and some physical contact, who isn't Barb? I just can't imagine living in the kind of isolation he does, it would break anyone.
 
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Marvin said:
And actually, he barely told lies in the past. Mostly he just bent the truth. He's extremely obvious when he's lying.
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He is the worst liar I've ever seen, which is ironic because he does it so much, you'd think he would build skill through practice. He lies like a 5-year-old.
 
I know we're not supposed to go into details about his body and other weird shit too much...but is there any chance he didn't actually penetrate her?
 
bungholio said:
I know we're not supposed to go into details about his body and other weird shit too much...but is there any chance he didn't actually penetrate her?
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That's always been a theory of mine. That she may have given him like a "secret handy" and he wouldn't know any better.
 
bungholio said:
I know we're not supposed to go into details about his body and other weird shit too much...but is there any chance he didn't actually penetrate her?
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How could that possibly ever be verified?
 
To someone like Chris who deals in absolutes, I think he expected sex to magically cure all his problems, heck, even his autism. You can't say with all these American industries that push sex appeal to the forefront in advertising that Chris held sex on such a high pedestal. To him it was more than an exchange of bodily fluids and an orgasm, I'm sure he expected something to improve in his life and he would transform into a superior human being like all those jerks before him.
 
Giovanni said:
Would Megan make an appearance as queen of the trolls and be insanely jealous that she didn't get to ride the C-train?
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Haha, with Chris being such a narcissist asshole and his insane revisionism of past events this would be actually possible :lol:
 
What I'm wondering is how Chris managed to penetrate her with his boomerang duck :shock:
 
Chinamon said:
To someone like Chris who deals in absolutes, I think he expected sex to magically cure all his problems, heck, even his autism. You can't say with all these American industries that push sex appeal to the forefront in advertising that Chris held sex on such a high pedestal. To him it was more than an exchange of bodily fluids and an orgasm, I'm sure he expected something to improve in his life and he would transform into a superior human being like all those jerks before him.
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That's not exclusive to American advertising. Actually the sex in the "sex sells" strategy in American advertising is quite lame compared to other countries, especially Japan and many European countries. But, of course, Chris hasn't really been exposed to those and has only seen the American ads.
 
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Black Sonichu said:
I don't think Chris lost his virginity, I think he's making shit up. I mean, look at all the lies he has told in the past.
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It's been confirmed that he's met with a hooker. :snorlax:
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I don't believe that.

And if he did... :heart-empty:
 
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