Money How does Chris qualify for SSI?

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Also, anyone who reports someone to the IRS or otherwise fucks with another mans money is a real piece of shit. Even if it's Chris. He may not be exactly 100% compliant with whatever income he's required to report, but it's his money to squander.

Welfare abuse and tax evasion should always be reported. It's not "his" money, it's our money we give to him so he doesn't go poor. If he had a meaningful business and was still on the role he should be punished since every dollar going to him would be a dollar unavailable for somebody who needs it.
 
Yeah, but that's more of a problem for him being manipulated by trolls. Shouldn't stop him from some job like sorting shelves.
Dude, the guy from the glass sorting video is smarter than Chris, who couldn't keep a job at Wendy's past a month.
 
Welfare abuse and tax evasion should always be reported. It's not "his" money, it's our money we give to him so he doesn't go poor. If he had a meaningful business and was still on the role he should be punished since every dollar going to him would be a dollar unavailable for somebody who needs it.
Social Security is a program that workers pay into. You pay into it and you get something out of it when you get old or disabled. And part of its protections apply to your spouse and your children as well, as long as they become disabled before adulthood.

This is Bob's money that he is absolutely owed.

Tax evasion is dumb to bring up regarding Chris. Technically speaking he's evading some taxes, but it's on par with a waitress not filing taxes on her tips. Hell, it's way less significant than that. Waitresses make a lot more money than Chris makes.

(Or actually, with Trump's tax changes, Chris might not owe any income taxes because he simply doesn't earn enough. The standard deductions probably wipe out all of unreported Chris' income.)

If Chris really wasn't disabled, sure, he should be reported. But I think practically speaking, the moralistic "always report leeches" is a dumb argument in this situation. Chris isn't suddenly going to gain 20 IQ points. The man's brain is broken. Always has been, always will be.
 
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Just wanted to add this info on SSDI and SSI. Beware that if you qualify for SSDI then there is a five year limit for when you can file. It is the difference between thousands a month (SSDI) and a few hundred (SSI).
 
Social Security is a program that workers pay into. You pay into it and you get something out of it when you get old or disabled. And part of its protections apply to your spouse and your children as well, as long as they become disabled before adulthood.

This is Bob's money that he is absolutely owed.

Tax evasion is dumb to bring up regarding Chris. Technically speaking he's evading some taxes, but it's on par with a waitress not filing taxes on her tips. Hell, it's way less significant than that. Waitresses make a lot more money than Chris makes.

(Or actually, with Trump's tax changes, Chris might not owe any income taxes because he simply doesn't earn enough. The standard deductions probably wipe out all of unreported Chris' income.)

If Chris really wasn't disabled, sure, he should be reported. But I think practically speaking, the moralistic "always report leeches" is a dumb argument in this situation. Chris isn't suddenly going to gain 20 IQ points. The man's brain is broken. Always has been, always will be.



You don't need many IQ points to wave and say "welcome to Walmart"

Hell I have seen mungs at Walmart WITH HANDLERS do that job but Chris can't?
 
You don't need many IQ points to wave and say "welcome to Walmart"

Hell I have seen mungs at Walmart WITH HANDLERS do that job but Chris can't?
Lord Magi-Chan has spoken! “Christine shall not move a muscle, she shall be provided by the Government and the all loving True and Honest fans of Sonichu!!”
 
Would you really trust Chris around the public when you could hire anyone else?

This would be the biggest reason he is pretty much non-hireable: he's a nuisance. He would be a headache for a supervisor. He would greet everyone with stupid voices or by talking with a stuffed animals, tell them terrible jokes, creep people out and probably make then not wanna come back. He'd demand breaks for Pokemon Go time. He'd insist on using the womens room. He would stress sigh every 10 seconds. They want the happy potatoes who smile and wave really enthusiastically. He's the wrong kinda sped.
 
You don't need many IQ points to wave and say "welcome to Walmart"

Hell I have seen mungs at Walmart WITH HANDLERS do that job but Chris can't?
I've always said (before Chris' current bout of insanity) that I believe Chris could possibly get and hold a job with sufficient pressure from someone like Barb. (Pretty much just Barb.)

Barb's too feeble now, but in the past he had a real fear of her and would do whatever he said. And like you say, some jobs exist that Chris could perform. Chris is also more functional IRL than people give him credit for. He's annoying and dumb, but he can talk to people and get his ideas across and things like that.

But he does tard out sometimes and that's not good for continued employment.

But even when Chris was less crazy, I still thought he'd have to take a couple of tries before learning how not to get fired. I think Chris would've gotten a job at mcdonalds, gotten pouty about having to job something the boss said, and get fired. And then Barb would scream at him and he'd reluctantly keep his mouth shut at the next job.

I think he'd eventually manage to make it work, if only out of fear of punishment from Barb. (Or if she was dead and he was desperate for money.)

The thing is, that scenario is not what anyone would call "stable employment". That it's technically possible for Chris to sort glass doesn't mean they don't consider him teetering on the edge of poverty because he's too retarded not to whine when the boss tells him to do something, "but I'm tired~~~".

There's no hard answer to whether or not Chris could be employed. It's a definite "maybe". Both sides make good points.

But I don't think it's unreasonable for people to side on the side of caution and just say "just because he can technically stamp license plates in prison, doesn't mean we consider that reliable enough to gamble his well being on".

And all this was back before Idea Guy.
 
Before Bob died, he mortgaged 14 Branchland Court and put the money in an account for Chris' future. Barb just blew that on Rob Bell because she refused to take a plea deal.
How was this supposed to work? Once Bob had the mortgage money in hand and put it away for Chris, that still required the mortgage to be paid for the next 10 or 20 (or whatever) years.

Perhaps they could have managed it as long as Bob was still alive but it was way :optimistic: for Bob to think that Babs and CWC would be able to keep doing that after he went to the great internet lumberyard in the sky.
 
This would be the biggest reason he is pretty much non-hireable: he's a nuisance. He would be a headache for a supervisor. He would greet everyone with stupid voices or by talking with a stuffed animals, tell them terrible jokes, creep people out and probably make then not wanna come back. He'd demand breaks for Pokemon Go time. He'd insist on using the womens room. He would stress sigh every 10 seconds. They want the happy potatoes who smile and wave really enthusiastically. He's the wrong kinda sped.

He'd also be too lazy to check people's receipts, try to chat people up about Sonichu/pony shit/pokemon/dimensional merge/etc., not stop anyone when they set off the alarms and constantly waddle off to the toys/video games while on shift. Chris would be a shoplifter's best friend and a nightmare for the loss prevention crew.
 
You don't need many IQ points to wave and say "welcome to Walmart"

Hell I have seen mungs at Walmart WITH HANDLERS do that job but Chris can't?

Now look, Chris is a majestic mare who values her tangle maned glory.
 
Some people here need to lurk more and search this stuff is covered.
Chris is legally able to get it, and the IRS doesn't give a crap trust me you ain't the first or last ween to try.

Secondly, yes I understand it can be upsetting esp for those struggling to see Chris cheat the system by not declaring the income he gets, it sucks it's more work for the gov to yank it and punish him and costs more... harsh reality, don't start me on an ancap rant but really that's how it is. We just have to deal.

Lastly, please calm down ffs some of you are sperging hard. Like I'm worried if I made a thread "I'M GOING TO 14 BLC WITH A SHOT GUN BECAUSE CHRIS IS LITERALLY HITLER" some of you chuckle fucks would clap instead of calling it weenery or murder.

tl;dr
Chris is legit retarded
he's a drop in the bucket
lol calm down this is the internets jerry springer not fucking some high brown legal eagle activist site.
 
Some people here need to lurk more and search this stuff is covered.
Chris is legally able to get it, and the IRS doesn't give a crap trust me you ain't the first or last I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME to try.

Secondly, yes I understand it can be upsetting esp for those struggling to see Chris cheat the system by not declaring the income he gets, it sucks it's more work for the gov to yank it and punish him and costs more... harsh reality, don't start me on an ancap rant but really that's how it is. We just have to deal.

Lastly, please calm down ffs some of you are sperging hard. Like I'm worried if I made a thread "I'M GOING TO 14 BLC WITH A SHOT GUN BECAUSE CHRIS IS LITERALLY HITLER" some of you chuckle fucks would clap instead of calling it I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME or murder.

tl;dr
Chris is legit exceptional
he's a drop in the bucket
lol calm down this is the internets jerry springer not fucking some high brown legal eagle activist site.

I tried to read this and now I'm nauseous.

Thanks.
 
I'm kinda being a trolling A-log in this thread but I truly believe its time Chris gets that tugboat sunk once and for all.

The country is 20 Trillion in debt and he keeps senselessly spending government money on Funko Pops and garbage Switch games that he already had for PS4.

He's legally changed his name. He's burned down his house. He's been to jail two times. He's currently on another state/and or government program which is just further depleting American resources. He lives in relatively close proximity to President Trump's White House and has threatened death upon him. For fucks sake, the American Government recently did something about Jani & Bodhi's situation, proving they are willing to intervene in lolcows if the time is right.

Under the right circumstances, Donald Trump himself could be the one to take the tugboat away. This could be even more probably if he wins in 2020.

I'm not saying its likely. But we don't know what the future holds for Chris, or when Barb dies, or what Donald Trump could do to build that wall before his Presidency is over. And Chris will just make the inevitable happen even quicker if he keeps believing in the Dimensional Merge.

Marvin and his inner circle can say all they want. Eventually, no matter how long its gonna take, Chris will lose that tugboat.
 
The country is 20 Trillion in debt
This is a can of worms but the government debt means absolutely nothing. The USA debt to other countries is counted in USA dollars. The USA government could print 20 trillion one dollar bills right now and clean the slate- China couldn't do a damn thing about it. The only reason they don't do that is because the resulting inflation would destroy the economy because your one dollar burger at McDonald's would now cost fifty.
 
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