Money How does Chris qualify for SSI?

[idosometimes]

bob did just that, except barb raided it for a lawyer after she failed to end michael snyder

and bob got chris the tugboat because he knew chris was a tard who could not hold a job, and took from it whenever chris stole money from them and had to pay it back

Bob provided them money by putting them $130k in debt. How is that helpful?

I take back the "Saint Bob" thing. I see that Bob was master troll who hated his family. to get back at them, he mortgaged the house knowing that neither his wife or fag son could control their spending.

This. Let's say you owe like 300 bucks to the IRS. They're not really going to have an agent hunt you down unless you do something stupid like taunt them like some people have via letters. The IRS goes after people who owe a [poop]ton of taxes. Does that mean you should not pay taxes if you don't owe much? No, pay your [stinking] taxes. Aside from being the right thing to do, it's not smart to have something on record showing you're a deadbeat when it comes to taxes.

Honestly let Chris have his little tugboat, it's not worth getting stressed out over. There are plenty of other things to worry about. Like Super AIDS. One tea spoon of that in your butt and you're dead in 3 years.

The IRS sends letters to minor tax cheats. if you do not respond, they get a judgment and attach accounts.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Wasn't Bob a member of the KKK? And had common racist tendencies. Said Obama would paint the White House black. Estranged from his children. Married a drunk lunatic who was just looking for a sugar daddy to enable her hoarding addiction.

Yet people constantly defend that Bob was "entitled" to the SSDI paycheck. And Guess what? You are right BOB IS ENTITLED TO IT. Not this sack of shit who buys Funko Pops and pretends to astral project and play with cartoon ponies and has made an embarrassment to himself and his family for over a decade. Who fell for an easy scam and lost $6000 just because of his demands that cartoons are real. Who blew a $50,000 bequeath because he couldn't accept his ban from playing Pokémon and Yu Gi Oh that he nearly killed Snyder. Who burned Bobs house down because he was stuck in his Pokémon Nuzlock when the coffee machine sparked, costing further money. And he begs days after getting that $1000+ SSDI tugboat.

When Bob was paying into the system in order to "earn" this benefit, his life and the world around him was different and he certainly didn't have Chris yet.

60s-80s Bob would be thoroughly disgusted if he knew the benefit he thought he was trying to "earn" was gonna be used this way.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Wasn't Bob a member of the KKK? And had common racist tendencies.

60s-80s Bob would be thoroughly disgusted if he knew the benefit he thought he was trying to "earn" was gonna be used this way.

Bob was just playing into the stereotype to fuck with the trolls, there's a reason he moved away from Texas. He loved black jazz and the UN. There was also the korean church. He wasn't a racist by the standards of his day.

 

[Shibaru]

You don't need many IQ points to wave and say "welcome to Walmart"

Hell I have seen mungs at Walmart WITH HANDLERS do that

Whoops.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Sink that Tugboat!

Take that Tugboat!

It needs a hurricane.

Give it to David Chandler. He'll pay MORE into the system and get further benefits for his family.

Chrissy will continue wasting it on Funko Pops.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Well, considering his tenuous grasp on reality and his tendency to sperg at strangers about his fantasy land he'd be a liability to any business that might employ him. Literally unemployable due to mental illness. I think that qualifies.

 

[admiral]

Chris being on SSI and not in the workplace/around people is probably best for the community in general because he would inevitably fuck up a job or make people uncomfortable with his general Chris-ness, which would be a headache for other employees and customers. He'd probably get bounced from shitty job to shitty job and that could potentially get expensive. It's better for him to stay as he is- yeah he's fat and smelly and lives in squalor, but going out and having to do things everyday with real consequences for failure would be too much for him. He is, like, super autistic.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Autists for Ethics!

Sink that Tugboat!

Chris can be a glass sorter.

Those points about the "workforce" do not matter. There are many jobs that do not include being forced to communicate with co-workers.

 

[Maxliam]

Bob was just playing into the stereotype to fuck with the trolls, there's a reason he moved away from Texas. He loved black jazz and the UN. There was also the korean church. He wasn't a racist by the standards of his day.

Also Bob's comment on "I've seen the crosses burning" didn't sound like it was celebratory but a tough guy who faced the klan. Honestly Bob probably had an antiquated view of minorities but I doubt he was a hard core racist. I don't recall him saying anything really racist now that I think about it.

Chris being on SSI and not in the workplace/around people is probably best for the community in general because he would inevitably fuck up a job or make people uncomfortable with his general Chris-ness, which would be a headache for other employees and customers. He'd probably get bounced from shitty job to shitty job and that could potentially get expensive. It's better for him to stay as he is- yeah he's fat and smelly and lives in squalor, but going out and having to do things everyday with real consequences for failure would be too much for him. He is, like, super autistic.

Yep, listen to the father call where he blubbers about Wendy's. Chris can't do a basic fast food job. Even by fast food standards he failed at the easiest job.

 

[Tahoma]

Autists for Ethics!

Sink that Tugboat!

Chris can be a glass sorter.

Those points about the "workforce" do not matter. There are many jobs that do not include being forced to communicate with co-workers.

stop posting

 

[Strelok]

stop posting

In general too not just here.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Guys can't you just take a joke?

Anyway, sorry anyway. I always latch onto something to sperg about in March due to Spring Break season.

Guess this time I latched into the tugboat and how autists like me keep busting my ass making cocktails and dealing with tourists.

 

[Tahoma]

Guys can't you just take a joke?

Anyway, sorry anyway. I always latch onto something to sperg about in March due to Spring Break season.

Guess this time I latched into the tugboat and how autists like me keep busting my ass making cocktails and dealing with tourists.

Was kinda funny the first time or two, but you went on with it for way too long.

 

[Damn Near]

Chris is a lazy POS and a real prick that's slowly going insane, but any income he gets is hazard pay for being THE lolcow of the internet and entertaining the world in some form or fashion for a decade. I know more about the man than I do about some members of my family.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Guys can't you just take a joke?

Anyway, sorry anyway. I always latch onto something to sperg about in March due to Spring Break season.

Guess this time I latched into the tugboat and how autists like me keep busting my ass making cocktails and dealing with tourists.

It was funny the first time but you made it sound super gay to the point you looked like this

Spoiler

 

[deadson]

Jesus fuck y'all need to take a Xanax or something, and get that stick out of your assess. Bob wasn't great, but he did as much as he could for a fat autist who still isn't financially responsible and never will be.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I’m supprised this thread lasted this long.

 

[Kuruminha]

we need actual proof of this (that isn't coleslaw's bitching), anything less is just hearsay

His daughter not showing up at his funeral might be some indication.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

Guess this time I latched into the tugboat and how autists like me keep busting my ass making cocktails and dealing with tourists.

One thing I take away from Lolcows is that the world isn't fair. Some of them spend their entire LIFE obsessed with the dumbest shit and they glide effortlessly through life by way of government or family because they're exceptional. Honestly I'll take making an honest living over being some sped who makes tardbux and spends all day whining about their headmates. It seems an easy life but not a fulfilling one by any means.

Also there's Russell Greer. I'd never feel my life was worse than his. Ever.

 

[Rogowski]

Dear Chris,
The merge is happening tonight, build a fortress out of Campbell's Soup cans to protect us from the initial shockwave. Burn this letter.
Signed,
Magi-Chan

This is literally the only way anyone would ever be able to convince Chris to get a job.

Now if you are a professional gambler or raid thrift stores and resell the stuff on the internet for a profit consistently enough to make a living, that'd be SGA

Isn’t that exactly why Hirtes quit making his shitty furry zines back in the nineties?

He treats his kids like shit. Why did you think his first family fell apart?

Have you seen old pictures of barb? That bitch was ＴＨＩＣＣ

Who blew a $50,000 bequeath because he couldn't accept his ban from playing Pokémon and Yu Gi Oh that he nearly killed Snyder.

I remember reading years ago that the only reason Chris went back there was because a troll told him that Snyder sold the place and therefore his ban was invalid. Anyone know how true that was? Regardless even if he was tricked into it he’s only a victim until he walked in the door. How he handled it from there was all on Chris and his sugar momma.

In summation, does Chris deserve that money?

Probably not. Even if you take his trolling into account there are people who suffered through way worse shit and never received anything in return for it. I noticed nobody brought up the CADD degree which means we’ve all accepted that Chris probably doesn’t even remember what CADD stands for let alone anything he learned in his college years.

Also, I wonder what the venn diagram of people saying don’t take Chris’ gibmedats away and people who screech about Mexicans and refugees invading muh country would look like.

Thank you for attending my TED talk.