”There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath.”
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How Does One Come Into Contact with the Mythical Chris-chan?
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I have followed Chris for years. Studied his behavior. Tried to think like an autist.
But how does one troll Chris? How do you gain trust like Jane Goodall amongst the apes?
I have spent far to much time lurking in the shadows and it is time for me to take up my pickle.
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"KIWIFAGS REEEEEEE"
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You seek answers, I can give you purpose.
1) Find his phone number
2) Call and scream
JULAAAY!!! into it
3) record the results and upload them here, and you'll be the next Clyde Cash dude.
I am not jew null :L
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Put down your pickle, the ape studies are over.
The next adventure awaits 💔
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