How does one find cows?

[The Master Debater]

What's your digging strategy, guys? I notice people like Meowthkip consistently find cows with fresh milk.

I wanna contribute to the farms, but I have no idea where to find cows. Suggestions?

 

[Maruukat]

Research.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Go to where the cattle graze, and only then shall you find the thickest of milk.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Post your facebook, DeviantArt, youtube, and any porn accounts.

 

[Null]

I notice people like Meowthkip consistently find cows with fresh milk.

man please don't tell me I need to add JEWS's "milk" to "julay" censor here too.

Meowthkip is perpetually embedded in gay Tumblr drama. That's how she finds hers.

 

[Tranhuviya]

One doesn't find a cow, persay. One stumbles on a cow.

 

[Hyperion]

I use an electron microscope. The same way most cows find their microdicks.

 

[Surtur]

Some people have no lives.

 

[Zvantastika]

Reading posts in forums from members who are slightly clueless and/or weens.

 

[Florence]

Sell your soul to @Dynastia.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

What's your digging strategy, guys? I notice people like Meowthkip consistently find cows with fresh milk.

I wanna contribute to the farms, but I have no idea where to find cows. Suggestions?

Look inside yourself

 

[The Master Debater]

man please don't tell me I need to add JEWS's "milk" to "julay" censor here too.

Meowthkip is perpetually embedded in gay Tumblr drama. That's how she finds hers.

Most informative reply in this thread.

 

[Golly]

Are there no prisons? Are there no poorhouses?

 

[HG 400]

Meowthkip basically is a fucking lolcow hereslf and throws her friends under bus every week or so to stop us from turning on her.

 

[melty]

Just do like everyone else and harass people here until someone embarrasses themself.

 

[LikeicareKF]

Theres a lolcow magnet you can buy

If you paypal me $50usd and give me your address I'll send one to you

 

[CatParty]

Set a google video search with "uploaded in the past 24 hours" using any of the usual terms (brony, anime, sonic, gamergate)

 

[Wildchild]

I live in Wisconsin, so generally if you drive 15 minutes outside a city then most farms have cows grazing, so it's fairly easy to find cows.

 

[Abethedemon]

Mostly coincidence, but sometimes I realize I encountered a cow (or group of cows) way afterwards.

 

[Dr. Meme]

What's your digging strategy, guys? I notice people like Meowthkip consistently find cows with fresh milk.

I wanna contribute to the farms, but I have no idea where to find cows. Suggestions?

go to a real farm ya dip theres cows all around ya